INVASION: YARM

[AAroddersAA]

It appears there are 11 more sleeps until Invasion III (I thinks it 3 anyway)

I do believe this means that the countdown commences tomorrow :-)

[Fatcatstu]

It appears there are 11 more sleeps until Invasion III (I thinks it 3 anyway)

I do believe this means that the countdown commences tomorrow :-)

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[Fatcatstu]

There have, however, been many an attempted invasion of Yarm, mainly led by Ger The Hun.

He rides into town and pillages the local businesses of their beer and the local men of their money"s.

There have been numerous accomplices to Ger The Hun and his sorties. Names such as napoleon Roubd, Adolf Barber and Paulie the conqueror have joined in his evil plans, but the Yarm Avengers have repelled all attacks.

This promises to be the toughest test of Yarms defences, and the outcome promises to be apocoliptic

[Laxie]

Those were just warm up visits.    

[Fatcatstu]

Yarm is particularly apprehensive about the visit of boudalaxie, battle axe of Ohio, voice of the drunkards. She has a reputation for corruption of junior members of the Hun clan. Contingency plans are currently being drawn.

Yarm are not cOnfident

[AAroddersAA]

I hear Ger The Hun is very pleased with the way the reconnaissance missions went and, having signed a treaty from his ultimate stronghold at Chezger with the Forces of Jaxie Towers, he is very much in a position to strike the final blow. Re-enforcement"s from Paulie the Conqueror are also expected. Now Yarm is strong and the Avengers are powerful but given this most grave of situations their survival is doubtful. Stay tuned to see if they can prevail against what might be the ultimate invading force.

[Laxie]

I"ve just confirmed shipment of our secret weapon.  Be afraid.

[Fatcatstu]

Yarm have officially mobilised operation motson. No further details will be disclosed at this moment in time. All will be revealed Thursday of the invasion. Unlucky.

If all else fails, there are rumours that the legendary agent Jack will be recalled to action

[Laxie]

Resistance is futile.  

[Paulie_D]

The words of a Paulie the Conqueror

What is best in life?

Paulie : "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Yarm. Prepare for your doom!

[technolog]

Can"t we just go and have few drinks with mates?

Perhaps a slice of cake?

[duke3016]

When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance, or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted, estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience, expediency, political advantage, material gain, or personal comfort, or any combination of the above, or none of the above, be unilaterally and unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and adhered to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably, and infinitely so, until such time as it becomes advantageous to assume otherwise, Yarm won't know what hits it..

[HOLDorFOLD]

Can"t we just go and have few drinks with mates?

Perhaps a slice of cake?

[AAroddersAA]

Yarm intelligence has intercepted the following message

Memo to: Leaders of Jaxie Corps
Memo From: Agent Rodder"s of the Western side of the Bridge

High regards to you comrades

We in the West are happy to confirm the Invasion Fuel has been secured and is in our possession. We expect it to be delivered on time as per the requirement. As always it is good be be working with Jaxie corps on this venture to bring Yarm into the Empire.

Invasion fuel for Agent Andrews has also been secured.

Highest of Regards

X

Can"t we just go and have few drinks with mates?

Perhaps a slice of cake?

Hmm best keep an eye on this situation, just on the off chance Jack has become a double agent working for the freedom of all Yarm and against the evil Invaders led by Ger the Hun (aka us). He is one of the baddies supporters who are coming to the Western side of the bridge next week planning to chase an egg after all.

[AAroddersAA]

Just to confirm my Travel plans have changed slightly.

I will now be getting the train from Manchester to Darlington along with The Duke. This will hopefully save Stu/Matt having to mess about both coming out to collect us and make planning getting the The Eagle easier.

7 days to go and I think it is fair to say people are looking forward to this one. Work at the start of next week is going to be hard as gonna really want to go into holiday mode.