INVASION: YARM

[Paulie_D]

To:
President of Yarm Parish Council

From:
Deneye, Deneye & Su
Insurance Brokers to the Masses

This is to confirm that as requested, the insurance cover relating to property damage, public nuisance, street cleaning and lift repairs for YARM has been raised to the maximum amount permitted under your current scheme.

It is noted that this cover will revert to the previous level once the INVASION referred to in previous correspondence is deemed to have ended.

We also confirm that such cover will automatically increase to the maximum level once we receive advice (whether electronic or physical) from you that ANY of the persons listed in the afore-mentioned previous correspondence make a return to the geographical boundaries of the Parish of Yarm.

For the avoidance of doubt the amount has been raised to fully cover the current value of Yarm...to wit

£35

Yours sincerely,

I Deneye
Claims Supervisor.

[Curlarge]

To:
President of Yarm Parish Council

From:
Deneye, Deneye & Su
Insurance Brokers to the Masses

This is to confirm that as requested, the insurance cover relating to property damage, public nuisance, street cleaning and lift repairs for YARM has been raised to the maximum amount permitted under your current scheme.

It is noted that this cover will revert to the previous level once the INVASION referred to in previous correspondence is deemed to have ended.

We also confirm that such cover will automatically increase to the maximum level once we receive advice (whether electronic or physical) from you that ANY of the persons listed in the afore-mentioned previous correspondence make a return to the geographical boundaries of the Parish of Yarm.

For the avoidance of doubt the amount has been raised to fully cover the current value of Yarm...to wit

£35

Yours sincerely,

I Deneye
Claims Supervisor.

Is this part really necessary as he already lives there?  

[pokerpops]

To:
President of Yarm Parish Council

From:
Deneye, Deneye & Su
Insurance Brokers to the Masses

This is to confirm that as requested, the insurance cover relating to property damage, public nuisance, street cleaning and lift repairs for YARM has been raised to the maximum amount permitted under your current scheme.

It is noted that this cover will revert to the previous level once the INVASION referred to in previous correspondence is deemed to have ended.

We also confirm that such cover will automatically increase to the maximum level once we receive advice (whether electronic or physical) from you that ANY of the persons listed in the afore-mentioned previous correspondence make a return to the geographical boundaries of the Parish of Yarm.

For the avoidance of doubt the amount has been raised to fully cover the current value of Yarm...to wit

£35

Yours sincerely,

I Deneye
Claims Supervisor.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-28619977.html

best increase that cover....

[Paulie_D]

best increase that cover....

Clearly not in Yarm....it"s fecking miles (well 1.5) away.

[Laxie]

best increase that cover....

Clearly not in Yarm....it"s fecking miles (well 1.5) away.

Close enough...

Surprised it"s held it"s value in that part of the world with all the riff raff nearby.

[Paulie_D]

Close enough...

Like Jack and lifts vs. beds.

[HOLDorFOLD]

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-28619977.html

best increase that cover....

OMG .... this is it, this is the property I have seeeeeeen in my head for ages (except for the bedrooms, who the feck interior designed those  )

OK, that"s it .... now I know where my ideal house is, I just need to manifest up the means to buy it

[Fatcatstu]

Just to confirm my Travel plans have changed slightly.

I will now be getting the train from Manchester to Darlington along with The Duke. This will hopefully save Stu/Matt having to mess about both coming out to collect us and make planning getting the The Eagle easier.

7 days to go and I think it is fair to say people are looking forward to this one. Work at the start of next week is going to be hard as gonna really want to go into holiday mode.

We have been through this, me and you.

YARM TRAIN STATION IS 3 FECKING MINUTES FROM MY FECKING HOUSE!!!

DARLINGTON IS 25 MINS!!!!

sigh.

[Paulie_D]

We have been through this, me and you.

YARM TRAIN STATION IS 3 FECKING MINUTES FROM MY FECKING HOUSE!!!

DARLINGTON IS 25 MINS!!!!

sigh.

Yeah...come on...he"s losing 44 minutes of drinking time. Fair"s far!

[Delboy]

How close is the PI to the pub?

[duke3016]

How close is the PI to the pub?

£5 in a taxi

[Delboy]

How close is the PI to the pub?

£5 in a taxi

Next Door then

Shall we agree to meet in the pub at the PI at say 4.15pm? or earlier?

[duke3016]

How close is the PI to the pub?

£5 in a taxi

Next Door then

Shall we agree to meet in the pub at the PI at say 4.15pm? or earlier?

Arrive Darlington 14:30
Arrive PI 15:00
In PI Pub 15:01  

[Delboy]

How close is the PI to the pub?

£5 in a taxi

Next Door then

Shall we agree to meet in the pub at the PI at say 4.15pm? or earlier?

Arrive Darlington 14:30
Arrive PI 15:00
In PI Pub 15:01  

Done!

[AAroddersAA]

Just to confirm my Travel plans have changed slightly.

I will now be getting the train from Manchester to Darlington along with The Duke. This will hopefully save Stu/Matt having to mess about both coming out to collect us and make planning getting the The Eagle easier.

7 days to go and I think it is fair to say people are looking forward to this one. Work at the start of next week is going to be hard as gonna really want to go into holiday mode.

We have been through this, me and you.

YARM TRAIN STATION IS 3 FECKING MINUTES FROM MY FECKING HOUSE!!!

DARLINGTON IS 25 MINS!!!!

sigh.

Well, i could actually still go to Yarm as I didn"t actually change the ticket, just brought a new one as I was not saving much and getting loads of hassell by cancelling and rebooking. I thought you were collecting Ger anyway so it would be easier if we were both in one place