swinebag's blog - proof that teachers have too much time on their hands!!

[lukybugur]

This is Luca. He must be good, he put me out!

[billyho10]

nope, wasn"t at any of his tables.

niel, mmm let me think, yes he must be good for his comeback to cash, but lets be honest he"d have more trouble puttin out the lights.....

rob, with that comment i think the wife should be gettin detention!  

[Swinebag]

[cooste]

The best "slow roll" involved a player going all in, action folding around to drunk guy who dwelled and announced "I may call", before proceeding to get up out of his seat, stagger over to the jukebox, put his favourite tune on, waited until it came on, started dancing to it before announcing "I'm probably behind, but I'll call" flipping J5o and of course sucked out to felt the guy who'd shoved with AK.

Tyldesley by any chance?  

[Swinebag]

[BOINGBLITZ]

Your superb normal witty contribution Rob......but where did you get that last picture from ?
   I ain"t found the one they took of me with the ladies.

[Swinebag]

   I ain"t found the one they took of me with the ladies.

I got it off facebook and joined the group "friends of virgin poker"

i couldn"t find yours

Must be banned...Government health warning!!!

[HaworthBantam]

How long did you get to keep the ladies for Rob ?  

[Swinebag]

How long did you get to keep the ladies for Rob ?  

You got it the wrong way round, Ian.

I had to literally beg them to let go

[duke3016]

He hasn't spoken to me since, even though I'm sure Dewi has inflicted worse on him. I still joined the Chezger Forum though and haven't been banned...yet

You are now -- lol --- great read

[TopPair2Pair]

I"ve just read this whole blog and I must"ve spent approx 50% of the time laughing at the dancing J5o jukebox slow rolla! Read that paragraph at least 5 times laughing harder each time!

Did he happen to put on a Motown song?

T"is genuis, genuis I tell you. I would have paid money to admire such a high calibre classy poker specticle!

[billyho10]

How long did you get to keep the ladies for Rob ?  

ladies....is that not ur daughters they musta been after the money  

in all seriousness though, well done rob!  

[Santino67]

I"ve just read this whole blog and I must"ve spent approx 50% of the time laughing at the dancing J5o jukebox slow rolla! Read that paragraph at least 5 times laughing harder each time!

Did he happen to put on a Motown song?

T"is genuis, genuis I tell you. I would have paid money to admire such a high calibre classy poker specticle!

I concur, that would"ve been so funny to see. Back in the bad old days of 5 card stud that guy would"ve been shot before he got back to his chair  

[TopPair2Pair]

Sheer Genius, I wish to buy the jukebox slow rolla a beer!!

[Swinebag]

Well I had pretty much given up on this blog. If I"m being honest, I only started it because Des offered a prize for the best one. I was happy to get some good feedback for it and was maybe in with a chance, but once James gave his brilliant vegas reports, I knew it was a dead duck. Like Simon though (who writes a superb blog that should be worthy of prize alone), I am going to keep it going, although a bit more sporadic than his.

I was very aware that my blog ended up becoming an extended brag thread, as I had a reasonable ammount of success whilst writing it and have not had much since I stopped.

But the true valooooo of being a teacher is with me now. I have just come back from 3 weeks holiday in croatia. I feel much refreshed and my second holiday is to be in london for the WCOAP. I then have a few days before the daily grind returns.

but as the title suggests, I aim to prove that I have too much time on my hands.............
enjoy...

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