Forgive me farther but I have Sinned.
What is it my child, what brings you to me in this state.
It all started 7 years ago when I saw her on the telly, it was love at first sight. I needed to find out more about her so I searched her out on the interweb. Once I had found her I needed to understand her so I kept watching her on telly and read a book about her until I was ready to pluck up the courage to contact her. After some foreplay I decided it was time to get to know her a little bit better so gave her my credit card which she gladly tuck off me.
She slowly helped me with what to do, what goes where and why. After a rocky start to our relationship it began to blossom, the more I paid her attention the more pleasure she gave me. I started to get obsessive about her, I need to see her every day and at the weekend I would spend all day with her, if I missed a day I would be thinking of her.
Our relationship was good at first, I would study her, learn how she ticked, what made her happy and she would repay me with gifts of money. It was time to meet her face to face so we arranged a place and time. As soon as I walked in I could smell her, to feel the softness of her felt and to hear the noise she made as I played with her chips.
We had our ups and downs like any couple but we would make up (The best thing about falling out is the making up). Then one year she turned her back on me, told me she never wanted to see me again. I didn"t understand why she would do this to me so I searched the web for answers were I found others who was also going through the same heartache as me. We would talk about her, share our experiences with each other, I learnt that she was always moving the goalposts and I had to move with her.
After a brief separation she loured me back with freerolls or money back offers. This time if we were having a rocky spell she would keep things fresh by showing me things that I could only think off like Omaha, 7 card stud, Turbo, Razz and one drunken Saturday night she even showed me her Badugi. But it could not last as again she turned on me. She would play with me giving me flush draws, straight draws, pot odds, she would give me hope that things would get better but as we got to 5th street she would pull it all away from me, leaving me alone and humiliated. Things had got that bad that I turned to the dark side "Don"t tell me you you you played" yes I"m ashamed to say that I played Bingo. "Dear child I don"t know what to say to you, you need professional help"
Is it the 7 year itch? What do I need to do to get my love back for her. COULD THIS BE DIVORCE?