Duke attempts the Impossible

[Laxie]

I reckon he should tell her str8 up that while he finds her attractive, he"s not into any sort of commitment with anyone.  Let her decide from there if she wants to carry on with their "meeting".  Simples. 

This.

And hope she isnt a loon.

Anybody got a coin and want to flip it for him?  It"s currently a solid 50/50 bet.  

[Fatcatstu]

I reckon he should tell her str8 up that while he finds her attractive, he"s not into any sort of commitment with anyone.  Let her decide from there if she wants to carry on with their "meeting".  Simples. 

This.

And hope she isnt a loon.

Anybody got a Gun and want to protect him?  It"s currently a solid 50/50 bet.  

FYP

[PHIL_TC]

I reckon he should tell her str8 up that while he finds her attractive, he"s not into any sort of commitment with anyone.  Let her decide from there if she wants to carry on with their "meeting".  Simples. 

This.

And hope she isnt a loon.

Error. They"re always loons. Some just hide it better than others.

I vote give it a whirl then try my 4 fail proof ways to get out of a relationship :

1) Always cry after sex.
2) Even better yet, cry during sex.
3) Criticise her mother
4) Failing all the above take her to an APAT weekend

Winner.

[Fatcatstu]

This.

And hope she isnt a loon.

Error. They"re always loons. Some just hide it better than others.

I vote give it a whirl then try my 4 fail proof ways to get out of a relationship :

1) Always cry after sex.
2) Even better yet, cry during sex.
3) Criticise her mother
4) Failing all the above take her to an APAT weekend

Winner.

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Made me genuinely chuckle.

You could always pull a gimp mask out before hand, this may work too.

Still on for poker tonight philip?

[ian.ski309]

Question is do I succumb

No, just one of them.

[jacklevel06]

Pro"s .I get my end away.
Feckin brilliant funniest thing i"ve read.

[duke3016]

4) Failing all the above take her to an APAT weekend

Now that is one hell of a last resort if things go skew ways

[Curlarge]

[Shogun112]

How about, tell her you are having an affair with a lady in Ireland, and, nobody knows about it, because its a secret. so she shouldnt go telling anyone else..!!

[mousebob]

The answer is soooooo simple.
Do the deed then show her this blog!  

[Laxie]

How about, tell her you are having an affair with a lady in Ireland, and, nobody knows about it, because its a secret. so she shouldnt go telling anyone else..!!

No such thing.  He"d never get a "secret" affair through over here.  lol

The answer is soooooo simple.
Do the deed then show her this blog!  

Near enough to what was suggested to him earlier today.  Only difference being he should show her this before the do.  Saves him having to say anything.  However he does run the risk of a percentage shift from 50/50 to 70/30 in favour of bunny death.

[duke3016]

Today the car goes in for some repairs (wishbone thingy) then it"s knock off early to shoehorn myself into a tux and off to the do. Staying at Jury"s hotel in Liverpool (opposite the location of the do). Yes I know I only live 30 miles from there but the hotel costs less than a taxi.

It should be an interesting experiience  

[Laxie]

How did the tux get sorted?  And ya never told us how it was missing a sleeve(s?) in the first place.

Have a great time!!!  xx

[duke3016]

How did the tux get sorted?  And ya never told us how it was missing a sleeve(s?) in the first place.

Have a great time!!!  xx

Had to get a new jacket

[Laxie]

Rumour has it he survived and will be on later to "splain.