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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3360 on: March 10, 2011, 17:34:04 PM »
He entered the shaft and felt as if he had been swallowed by an alien monster from the depths. He remembered that the XmNbackground and XmNborderColour resources can be set using either a colour name string or a hexadecimal colour specification. Looking round the shaft he recalled that Sulphate-resisting cements are worth specifying and using for masonry work at high-level on roofs and also for masonry below ground.

He was still angry that they had abused her.  Worse still, all that sweet innocence lay broken. He thought back to the conversation only this morning.

"When did she plan on leaving him, Mrs Thompson and How did this affect the team?" He enquired

"Well, maybe when she started screaming she got nervous. I mean, you know, I thought it was my apartment and all" Mrs Thomson replied

Strange things go through you mind in times of danger and he recalled Town car rates are $110 from the airport to anywhere in Greater Orlando and $215 for a round trip, while stretch limos are $185 and $360. he was losing it! However as he picked himself up to continue with the quest he remembered a quote from a gambling buddy, "but when you have a big pair and your opponent"s board is something in between these 2 examples, you should consider how live the possible straight or flush cards are for your opponent." He continued down the shaft. As he moved down the shaft he heard a movement and crested a ridge and saw inside, the occupants sat around a central hearth into which they tossed the remains of food, the bones of grey seal, wild pig, birds and even fox. My god his mother"s mantra filled his brain Knit 2, Purl 3, Drop 1, this was getting surreal.

One of the occupants spoke up, " I love treasures!" He said. This was becoming more perilous and as sure as the disk jockey"s got a microphone, these boys were going to be armed. He had to find a weapon so that Each side of the = sign must be equal. There were many reasons he was here, of course, one reason was that the World Series came to Binion"s every spring, and his winnings paid for this holiday.  It was to make a nice change from his sporting life. He muttered to himself "I remember getting to the game outside the old West stand and climbing off the team bus alongside Will Carling, Rory Underwood and Rob Andrew, with hundreds of England fans milling around, slapping their backs as they walked by". Now after escaping his persuers he rued his decision to take this tunnel.  More to the point, even by this short route the tunnel works out at 240 metres long, or more than twice the length of "Harry". He was in a fine pickle with no way back.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3361 on: March 10, 2011, 18:24:02 PM »
I grabbed both breasts in my left hand while my right felt around for warts under the tell tale Tesco label.
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3362 on: March 10, 2011, 18:26:00 PM »

I grabbed both breasts in my left hand while my right felt around for warts under the tell tale Tesco label.


sigh bet that wasn"t on pg 56 line 5, however in the spirit in which it was intended it will be added.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3363 on: March 10, 2011, 18:28:04 PM »


I grabbed both breasts in my left hand while my right felt around for warts under the tell tale Tesco label.


sigh bet that wasn"t on pg 56 line 5, however in the spirit in which it was intended it will be added.


Think of it as the literary equivalent of rain.  A gift, really.   ;)
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3364 on: March 10, 2011, 18:29:19 PM »
He entered the shaft and felt as if he had been swallowed by an alien monster from the depths. He remembered that the XmNbackground and XmNborderColour resources can be set using either a colour name string or a hexadecimal colour specification. Looking round the shaft he recalled that Sulphate-resisting cements are worth specifying and using for masonry work at high-level on roofs and also for masonry below ground.

He was still angry that they had abused her.  Worse still, all that sweet innocence lay broken. He thought back to the conversation only this morning.

"When did she plan on leaving him, Mrs Thompson and How did this affect the team?" He enquired

"Well, maybe when she started screaming she got nervous. I mean, you know, I thought it was my apartment and all" Mrs Thomson replied

Strange things go through you mind in times of danger and he recalled Town car rates are $110 from the airport to anywhere in Greater Orlando and $215 for a round trip, while stretch limos are $185 and $360. he was losing it! However as he picked himself up to continue with the quest he remembered a quote from a gambling buddy, "but when you have a big pair and your opponent"s board is something in between these 2 examples, you should consider how live the possible straight or flush cards are for your opponent." He continued down the shaft. As he moved down the shaft he heard a movement and crested a ridge and saw inside, the occupants sat around a central hearth into which they tossed the remains of food, the bones of grey seal, wild pig, birds and even fox. My god his mother"s mantra filled his brain Knit 2, Purl 3, Drop 1, this was getting surreal.

One of the occupants spoke up, " I love treasures!" He said. This was becoming more perilous and as sure as the disk jockey"s got a microphone, these boys were going to be armed. He had to find a weapon so that Each side of the = sign must be equal. There were many reasons he was here, of course, one reason was that the World Series came to Binion"s every spring, and his winnings paid for this holiday.  It was to make a nice change from his sporting life. He muttered to himself "I remember getting to the game outside the old West stand and climbing off the team bus alongside Will Carling, Rory Underwood and Rob Andrew, with hundreds of England fans milling around, slapping their backs as they walked by". Now after escaping his persuers he rued his decision to take this tunnel.  More to the point, even by this short route the tunnel works out at 240 metres long, or more than twice the length of "Harry". He was in a fine pickle with no way back.

The smell of cooking from the central hearth was making his stomach rumble, he opened his rucksack and grabbed both breasts in his left hand while his right felt around for warts under the tell tale Tesco label.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3365 on: March 10, 2011, 18:31:17 PM »
Oh good sir.  Respect!  You"re good.  Oh yes.  The next one might not have handles on it though!
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3366 on: March 11, 2011, 12:02:58 PM »
Taking a well deserved break today to fix the passenger door of the car. It's permanently locked at the moment and neither my fingers or the key fob will budge it. Cue hammer (there is nothing a hammer can't fix) and pliers. Ten minutes later the door is open, now to get it closed properly  ::)

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3367 on: March 11, 2011, 12:07:05 PM »
Ok it's BCPC team game tomorrow and I am looking forward to this immensely. Great people and it's bound to be an epic day. The Chezger team is Myself, Carl, Craig, Beth (Spanish APAT legend) and Michelle. I might even go to the aquarium tonight to get some donking practice in.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3368 on: March 11, 2011, 12:15:49 PM »
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3369 on: March 11, 2011, 12:25:03 PM »
Looks like I might need to open a random topic and start posting loads of posts. Or I may adopt Kinfishy"s tactic of replying to everyones posts with a smiley face The reason...

Well Leigh has 6923 posts, Des has 6391 posts, Tighty has 6548 posts and I have 6650. The race to 7,000 starts here  ::)

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3370 on: March 11, 2011, 12:38:35 PM »

Looks like I might need to open a random topic and start posting loads of posts. Or I may adopt Kinfishy"s tactic of replying to everyones posts with a smiley face The reason...

Well Leigh has 6923 posts, Des has 6391 posts, Tighty has 6548 posts and I have 6650. The race to 7,000 starts here  ::)


You will not beat Leigh, he talks too much :)
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3371 on: March 11, 2011, 12:47:09 PM »


Looks like I might need to open a random topic and start posting loads of posts. Or I may adopt Kinfishy"s tactic of replying to everyones posts with a smiley face The reason...

Well Leigh has 6923 posts, Des has 6391 posts, Tighty has 6548 posts and I have 6650. The race to 7,000 starts here  ::)


You will not beat Leigh, he talks and majorly spams too much :)


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3372 on: March 11, 2011, 12:59:11 PM »



Looks like I might need to open a random topic and start posting loads of posts. Or I may adopt Kinfishy"s tactic of replying to everyones posts with a smiley face The reason...

Well Leigh has 6923 posts, Des has 6391 posts, Tighty has 6548 posts and I have 6650. The race to 7,000 starts here  ::)


You will not beat Leigh, he talks and majorly spams too much :)


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3373 on: March 11, 2011, 16:10:49 PM »

Taking a well deserved break today to fix the passenger door of the car. It's permanently locked at the moment and neither my fingers or the key fob will budge it. Cue hammer (there is nothing a hammer can't fix) and pliers. Ten minutes later the door is open, now to get it closed properly  ::)


:D Keen to know how you utilised the intricate skills of the pliers in combination with the brute force of the hammer
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3374 on: March 11, 2011, 17:58:01 PM »


Taking a well deserved break today to fix the passenger door of the car. It's permanently locked at the moment and neither my fingers or the key fob will budge it. Cue hammer (there is nothing a hammer can't fix) and pliers. Ten minutes later the door is open, now to get it closed properly  ::)


:D Keen to know how you utilised the intricate skills of the pliers in combination with the brute force of the hammer


LOL Grant -- I don"t do intricate FFS  ;D