Duke attempts the Impossible

[PHIL_TC]

Once again Vienna taxi drivers proving they"re the best in the world with a cracking sense of humour

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523

Mr Alm says he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster....  

[PHIL_TC]

Which in turn actually exists... AND you can become an ordained "Pastafarian minister".. fancy?

http://www.venganza.org/

Genius!

I might join and say a few words before the start of each tournament at my table.. "for the aces and the absolute rags of hands you are about to receive, please be truly thankful"

[duke3016]

Once he gets it on his passport it will be the start of a worldwide sect. If in the next UK census enough people put it down as their religion thats it, Father Phil has a nice ring to it.

[AJDUK]

Once he gets it on his passport it will be the start of a worldwide sect. If in the next UK census enough people put it down as their religion thats it, Father Phil has a nice ring to it.

I"n not spraying my hair green!

[duke3016]

[Paulie_D]

[duke3016]

That Dynamo bloke is fecking good at what he does.

[SirPercival]

[Laxie]

Oh FFS!!!  Can I just pick a wee square or two and be done with it?

[duke3016]

Now explain this phenomenon to me. I am not one to go to bed very early and usually get to the pit at around 1am. During the week I usually get up at 7.30 and get ready for work.

This week for some reason it has been a struggle to get up I felt so tired every morning. So I decided yesterday to take today off, I have loads of holidays left.

Hit the pit at the usual time of around 1am and was looking forward to a nice lie in. At 7.30 I awoke as bright as a button, fresh no tiredness, raring to go.

You figure.....

[duke3016]

Now, how to channel this new found energy - yep on the couch watching the golf  

[duke3016]

Whatever higher deity you subscribe to, you have got to think that you have done something to seriously pee him/her/it off if this happens.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14165509

[SirPercival]

Now explain this phenomenon to me. I am not one to go to bed very early and usually get to the pit at around 1am. During the week I usually get up at 7.30 and get ready for work.

This week for some reason it has been a struggle to get up I felt so tired every morning. So I decided yesterday to take today off, I have loads of holidays left.

Hit the pit at the usual time of around 1am and was looking forward to a nice lie in. At 7.30 I awoke as bright as a button, fresh no tiredness, raring to go.

You figure.....

Sounds like you may be suffering from stress Ger.

I suggest a few beers tonight will cure the problem.  

[duke3016]

Sounds like you may be suffering from stress Ger.

I suggest a few beers tonight will cure the problem.  

Thanks Doc - will do  

[PHIL_TC]

Beer and a good woman in your life.. Debbie is the woman for you.. if you like cats that is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc