Duke attempts the Impossible

[MintTrav]

In 1976 I received an award for something from the office of the President of Ireland (funnily enough he resigned shortly after, an extra point for his name)

-- any guesses what it was for.....

Prize for the winner

I don"t mean to be pushy or anything but ................... what was the feckin award for??

Jeez -- imptatient or what, all will be revealed, as Des says, soon

Any news?

[duke3016]

Bugger forgot all about that - ok will put fingers to keys tomorrow - it"s a long story........

[Fatcatstu]

In 1976 I received an award for something from the office of the President of Ireland (funnily enough he resigned shortly after, an extra point for his name)

-- any guesses what it was for.....

Prize for the winner

I don"t mean to be pushy or anything but ................... what was the feckin award for??

Jeez -- imptatient or what, all will be revealed, as Des says, soon

Any news?

lol!

[duke3016]

[duke3016]

At the aquarium, in corner, bemoaning the fact he had AA. Good job there is a bar.

[duke3016]

Marie commented that there were a lot of wasps outside her window. Sure enough there they were crawling into a wee hole at the corner of the window. Bugger, time for the professionals I think.

Rang the company yesterday, he came round today, treated the hole and a couple more, told me that was that and he told me that the whole nest would be dead within 4 hours, we shook hands, money was exchanged and he was off.

I like that kind of service.

[KarmaDope]

In 1976 I received an award for something from the office of the President of Ireland (funnily enough he resigned shortly after, an extra point for his name)

-- any guesses what it was for.....

Prize for the winner

I don"t mean to be pushy or anything but ................... what was the feckin award for??

Jeez -- imptatient or what, all will be revealed, as Des says, soon

Any news?

lol!

FFS, and I thought Mr Duffy was bad!

[duke3016]

So the good old US of A has had it"s credit rating reduced, did everyone that has booked for Vegas do the same as me and check the exchange rate  

[duke3016]

Oh, If you set a reminder on sky+ to watch a program but you remember before hand and you are actually on the channel why does it still remind you  

[duke3016]

Today I will be mostly doing nothing. However I have one task that needs doing.

This task is not onerous, it is not taxing and it is by no means tiring.

It is a pleasurable, friendly and impressively satisfying.

Yep I am off to my sister's for a Sunday Roast.

Priceless.

[duke3016]

Not to be outdone the sterling residents of Ellesmere Port seem to be gearing up for a wee bit of a rumble tonight, If they had a brain cell between them they would be dangerous.......

[duke3016]

Mob now collected in Cheshire Oaks Retail Park. This is getting a wee bit surreal now, I suppose Boots, Currys, Next and a quick pizza afterwards then is in order. Jeez get a life... Alternatively the Police could get tough I can dream.......

[Santino67]

I wonder if the numbnuts in charge have considered a curfew for any moron with a hoodie, a face scarf or a petrol bomb in their possession. Oh wait....that would scupper any poker playing after dark  

[duke3016]

[duke3016]

Some emails make me laugh.

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No you fecking haven't so stop wasting my time

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The only thing that is limited is your intelligence, I do not wish to wager £4,000 to quality for my £100 bonus, feck off

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Get up to date I scrapped that car 3 years ago.

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Yes I can - feck off