Duke attempts the Impossible

[duke3016]

Now only 17 days until I fly out to Vegas to meet up with the Travel Guru.........

[Chipaccrual]

Paulie & Ger Do Vegas, and Paulie has a bit more spending cash now  

A great weekend all-round

[duke3016]

In the 2015 Rugby World Cup Draw

England draw Wales and Australia (and possibly Fiji)

Scotland draw Samoa And South Africa

Ireland draw Italy & France (mini 6 nations here)

Gotta fancy Ireland to get out of pool D  

[pokerpops]

Back in Chezger after another great weekend with APAT people. 

Cliffs

Glenn's epic taxi saga
My epic taxi saga
Lucy runs like a God and I had the sense to stake her (much more positive)
10 hours of poker then JJ v QQ . All I got was a numb bum and a sore back.
PLO sucks, but having 10% of Darren & 10% of Shaz was positive
Stu now thinks he's a stud master
APAT people are awesome
Carl Pilgrim is da man
Paulie will win one of these

Great people, Great times, fecking priceless

Really appreciate your support for the junior member of Team Pony. Although your staking money is obviously luckier than mine

Enjoy Vegas - *******!

[duke3016]

the jokes are already out.

The new Royal baby is going to be no different to the majority of people who go on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Living off the state in their grans house.

[duke3016]

Occasional Friends - Think it's disgusting that you got so drunk you pi$$ed your pants and drowned the phone in your pocket - in their bed.
Best Friends -Upon hearing what happened say "That"s fecked - that"s why I don"t sleep with my mobile in my pocket any more" and help you turn their mattress over ...

Occasional Friends: Get upset if you are too busy to talk to them for a week
Best Friends: Are glad to see you after many years; and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

Occasional Friends: Never ask for food
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Occasional Friends: Call your parents Mr and Mrs
Best Friends: Call your parents Mum and Dad

Occasional Friends: Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong
Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Mate...we fecked up ....but what a giggle?

Occasional Friends: Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: Cry with you

Occasional Friends: Know a few things about you
Best Friends: Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you

Occasional Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best Friends: Will kick the backsides of whole crowds that left you behind

Occasional Friends: Would knock on your door
Best Friends: Walk right in and say, "got any beer!

Occasional Friends: Share a few experiences.
Best Friends: Share a lifetime of experiences no Occasional could ever dream of.

Occasional Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you"ve had enough
Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You had better drink the rest of that, don"t waste it." Then they carry you home and put you safely to bed.

Occasional Friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Best Friends: Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain

Occasional Friends: Know where you buried the body
Best Friends: Helped you bury the body

Occasional Friends: Will call you "mate" as a term of endearment
Best Friends: Will call you a "****er " "Twat" or "tosser" as a term of endearment

Occasional Friends: Are for a while.
Best Friends: Are for life.

[cashman]

Occasional Friends - Think it's disgusting that you got so drunk you pi$$ed your pants and drowned the phone in your pocket - in their bed.
Best Friends -Upon hearing what happened say "That"s fecked - that"s why I don"t sleep with my mobile in my pocket any more" and help you turn their mattress over ...

Occasional Friends: Get upset if you are too busy to talk to them for a week
Best Friends: Are glad to see you after many years; and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

Occasional Friends: Never ask for food
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Occasional Friends: Call your parents Mr and Mrs
Best Friends: Call your parents Mum and Dad

Occasional Friends: Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong
Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Mate...we fecked up ....but what a giggle?

Occasional Friends: Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: Cry with you

Occasional Friends: Know a few things about you
Best Friends: Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you

Occasional Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best Friends: Will kick the backsides of whole crowds that left you behind

Occasional Friends: Would knock on your door
Best Friends: Walk right in and say, "got any beer!

Occasional Friends: Share a few experiences.
Best Friends: Share a lifetime of experiences no Occasional could ever dream of.

Occasional Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you"ve had enough
Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You had better drink the rest of that, don"t waste it." Then they carry you home and put you safely to bed.

Occasional Friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Best Friends: Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain

Occasional Friends: Know where you buried the body
Best Friends: Helped you bury the body

Occasional Friends: Will call you "mate" as a term of endearment
Best Friends: Will call you a "****er " "Twat" or "tosser" as a term of endearment

Occasional Friends: Are for a while.
Best Friends: Are for life.

[duke3016]

Holidays abroad become real when you get some local currency. I relieved Llyr (XXLOJXX on here) of a few dollars out of his St Kitts win.

So the exitement mounts and Vegas beckons today fortnight  

[HOLDorFOLD]

Holidays abroad become real when you get some local currency. I relieved Llyr (XXLOJXX on here) of a few dollars out of his St Kitts win.

So the exitement mounts and Vegas beckons today fortnight  

Have a fabby time and can you keep an eye out for Stu"s medal on your travels  

[duke3016]

Some people invite pain and misfortune into their lives. They embrace it day after day and come back for more. Well not this eejit, for 5 days a week I live a safe and secure life. However in the interests of adrenaline rushes I venture out into the unknown every Thursday and Friday night. I drink copious amounts of alcohol and take pain that Chuck Norris would be afraid of. Yep it's aquarium time...

I love it..  

[duke3016]

[fandango]

[AceOnTheRiver]

[duke3016]

Ok it"s the company Christmas do tonight, free bar all night what could possibly go wrong.

[Laxie]

Ok it"s the company Christmas do tonight, free bar all night what could possibly go wrong.

I can think of a thing or two....lol