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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #75 on: January 10, 2009, 14:50:37 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #76 on: January 10, 2009, 15:28:59 PM »
Awwwww, the poor moo cow.  It"s official...yer a moo cow killer, but might let you off on the lack of moo cow headlights...maybe.  lol  

50/50 on the moo cow and 100% yer baby with the Garda doors. 

Next case(s)!!!:

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Ford Cortina mk III
Cut a telegraph pole in half (6 foot off the ground)
Flew into farmers field and ended up upside down
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Go on then.  Splain yerself.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #77 on: January 10, 2009, 15:31:15 PM »

Awwwww, the poor moo cow.  It"s official...yer a moo cow killer, but might let you off on the lack of moo cow headlights...maybe.  lol  

50/50 on the moo cow and 100% yer baby with the Garda doors. 

Next case(s)!!!:

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Ford Cortina mk III
Cut a telegraph pole in half (6 foot off the ground)
Flew into farmers field and ended up upside down
Scrapped
 

Go on then.  Splain yerself.


Post Office charged me for the fecking pole as well -- the whole story later

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #78 on: January 10, 2009, 16:10:58 PM »
This is a fantastic read Ger, top class story telling and you"ll be getting my vote next December.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2009, 17:21:58 PM »

My early job in De Beers was to clean industrial diamonds with acid, this was not a good job but hey, it kept me in de beers. I applied for a job in the IT department after two years of this and got the job as a junior computer programmer, and I have been in IT ever since.


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #81 on: January 11, 2009, 12:05:41 PM »
On last nights APAT online championship game.

First of all a very well done to the FT people and especially to the1,2,3 placed  winners.  There was plenty of play early on and it was a great night.

I thought I played as well as I possibly could, given the cards I was getting. I managed one good pot when I had KK and finished up with a flush (the KK was good anyway if I recall) I survived longer than usual in these LOL. I was crippled when on 1k/2k I had QQ in UTG+1  and having 38k made it 12k to go (no snide comments please LOL). Player goes all in for 35k and it's back to me. Hmmm I did think for a while, which for me was a new experience, seriously I did. I called, he turned over 10 10, happy enough until the flop A 10 A and I was down to 3k and didn't recover (I did flop my own house when all in with J 4 next hand LOL).

The wee man got a lesson in how to play when getting feck all cards last night and enjoyed himself none the less.

My point is, I was happy with my play and happy with my overall approach to this tournament, I got beaten end of, it happens. I was happy with the tournament and had a great time.  I can't wait and will be back for the rest of them with a smile on my face and steel in my heart.


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #82 on: January 11, 2009, 12:36:19 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #83 on: January 11, 2009, 13:15:18 PM »
I don't know if any of you have sampled the delights of the illicit brew that is manufactured in Ireland. I am of course talking about the beauties of Poteen. It is a liquid revered by some for its therapeutic characteristics (or its mind blowing 90-95% abv) and its name is derived from the Irish word "pota", meaning pot. It is mainly distilled from potatoes in small holdings halfway up the mountain. A little known fact is that since about 1989 the revenue allowed legal production for export. FFS the world won't know what hit them. It is a peculiar drink in that your head is clear when you've had a few but your legs will not obey the commands from your brain.

Tom Nugent used to brew it outside the village and I would get a bottle every couple of weeks, not to drink. I used to mix it with olive oil and use it as a rub before playing rugby. I smelt like a cross between a brewery and a chip shop. When buying it he would insist you tasted it first, fun days LOL..

An old joke involving this potent brew...

Priest: "Haven't seen you at mass lately Tom"

Tom: "Not much faith these days father"

Priest: "The power of God is all around you. Why just yesterday I rubbed holy water on a woman's stomach and she passed a baby"

Tom: "That's nothing Father, I rubbed poteen into the dog's ****** and he passed a motorbike"

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #84 on: January 11, 2009, 15:29:27 PM »
From the archives of Chezger"s webcam..

Besides when they are going to eat RichEo what else do you think these APATers are discussing  ;D ;D


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #85 on: January 11, 2009, 15:33:26 PM »
... if it"s a good idea to have 14 to a table ... ?

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #86 on: January 11, 2009, 15:37:49 PM »

... if it"s a good idea to have 14 to a table ... ?


LOL there was only 10 but this end was most significant in poundage

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #87 on: January 11, 2009, 15:58:10 PM »
got an Email today entitled - "Wanted dead or alive at a casino near you" with this attached.

Not a bit like me FFS




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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #88 on: January 11, 2009, 16:25:23 PM »
Talking of pictures -- from the APAT in Weiner Nunstadt (European champs)


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #89 on: January 11, 2009, 16:56:59 PM »

From the archives of Chezger"s webcam..

Besides when they are going to eat RichEo what else do you think these APATers are discussing  ;D ;D


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