If Carlsberg did dull poker blogs, they'd do this one

[Chipaccrual]

"There was a young lady from Ealing"

Who said APAT sounds quite appealing,
There"s one major factor
This bloke who drives a tractor
His chips are easy for stealing

[monkeyman]

Not a bad start, but rather than allow for too much artistic license, I like my creations to have some basis in fact. How have you got on the last couple of times we"ve clashed Leigh?

P.S. North London are still without a captain...........

[duke3016]

"There was a young lady from Ealing"

Who used to walk on the ceiling
She got a rush of blood to her head
Twisted and fell onto the bed
Now her arse has lost all feeling.

I"ll stick to poker - ooops I"m crap at that as well

[Bad hat lady]

"There was a young lady from Ealing". I"m not sure what I can come up with to follow that.............

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who was lucky whoever was dealing
Simon exclaimed "I hear
you have a nice pair"
Now his blinds she is permanently stealing

[monkeyman]

Unfortunately the contributions on here so far sound better than anything I"ve come up with

[Bad hat lady]

"There was a young lady from Ealing". I"m not sure what I can come up with to follow that.............

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who was lucky whoever was dealing
Simon exclaimed "I hear
you have a nice pair"
Now his blinds she is permanently stealing

My husband, who is busy playing cash which seems to have made him poker blind, asked how Simon knew she had a pair. After I'd explained the double entendre he said I should make it clearer and suggested:

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who's tits were very appealing
Monkeyman sidled up near
Said you've got a top pair
Now his nose won't stop bleeding

You won't believe that was from a published author

[ibis]

There was a young lady from Ealing
That Simon found very appealing
But when they went on a date
He didn't discover til late
That she was really a man from Darjeeling

[Bad hat lady]

"There was a young lady from Ealing".

I was trying to do some more lady from Ealing limericks but seem to have got writers block

I started with:
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who found playing poker appealing
When her hand was big slick

but all the ending seem to be unpublishable

[ibis]

There was a young lady from Ealing
Whose dress was very revealing
When Simon had a good look
She gave him a right hook
And said, No, not whilst I"m dealing

[Bad hat lady]

"There was a young lady from Ealing". 

There was a young lady from Ealing
When asked why she was squealing
Said IDriveTractors
Was one of the factors
My blinds he has been stealing

[ibis]

There was a young lady from Ealing
That Simon loved to be dealing
Whenever he was in the blinds
She gave him American Airlines
And now they're off to Darjeeling

[mal666]

Unfortunately the contributions on here so far sound better than anything I"ve come up with

congrats 666 posts

[antthecat]

hi nice to see your name on the list for walsall, have you booked any where to stay yet? i am about to book a travellodge as i think the rooms are about £30 per night.

[APAT]

There was a young lady from Ealing,
who"s forte was wheeling and dealing,
but on failing the test, to beat the clickfest
She soon started shouting and squealing.

Anon  

[monkeyman]

hi nice to see your name on the list for walsall, have you booked any where to stay yet? i am about to book a travellodge as i think the rooms are about £30 per night.

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