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HaworthBantam

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #210 on: November 15, 2008, 11:33:38 AM »
Quote from: duke3016 on November 15, 2008, 04:23:01 AM

Saturday 15th November 2008 -- (Son of Dukes 18th birthday -- see us at a casino near you)


Happy Birthday "son of Duke" - looking forward to meeting you at an APAT event in season 3.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #211 on: November 15, 2008, 18:35:48 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!  Hope you"re enjoying yer day!   :D
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #212 on: November 15, 2008, 19:10:13 PM »
Happy 18th Son of Duke!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #213 on: November 17, 2008, 18:24:34 PM »
Sunday 16th November 2008

I"ve really enjoyed not talking to you - let"s not talk again REAL soon
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #214 on: November 17, 2008, 18:25:28 PM »
Monday 17th November 2008

Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #215 on: November 18, 2008, 07:43:19 AM »
Tuesday 18th November 2008

I"d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #216 on: November 19, 2008, 08:02:07 AM »
Wednesday 19th November 2008

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #217 on: November 20, 2008, 08:01:47 AM »
Thursday 20th November 2008

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
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duke3016

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #218 on: November 21, 2008, 17:29:18 PM »
Friday 21st November 2008

Experience is the worst teacher.  It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #219 on: November 22, 2008, 12:05:35 PM »
Saturday 22nd November 2008

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #220 on: November 23, 2008, 11:23:08 AM »
Sunday 23rd November 2008

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye" it could confuse a lot of people.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #221 on: November 24, 2008, 17:58:30 PM »
Monday 24th November 2008

I wish there was a option on the TV to turn up the intelligence.  There"s an option called brightness but it doen"t work !!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #222 on: November 25, 2008, 00:05:09 AM »
Tuesday 25th November 2008

Carperpetuation (kar" pur pet u a shun), n.:

The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #223 on: November 26, 2008, 08:10:33 AM »
Wednesday 26th November 2008

A car is a four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #224 on: November 27, 2008, 08:14:15 AM »
Thursday 27th November 2008

No problem is so large it can"t be fitted in somewhere.
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