Author Topic: Thought for today (Read 139066 times)

Laxie · « **Reply #255 on:** December 15, 2008, 11:12:19 AM »

12? 12?! 12 me eye...was 14! Dunno how you lot do that every Sunday, but fair play to ya.

HaworthBantam · « **Reply #256 on:** December 15, 2008, 12:04:51 PM »

, but most of them don"t last more than 4 hours - it took a real poker player to realise just how long this one takes.....

duke3016 · « **Reply #257 on:** December 16, 2008, 08:01:31 AM »

Tuesday 16th December 2008

People are always available for work in the past tense.

duke3016 · « **Reply #258 on:** December 17, 2008, 07:48:04 AM »

Wednesday 17th December 2008

If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.

duke3016 · « **Reply #259 on:** December 18, 2008, 08:18:22 AM »

Thursday 18th December 2008

Disk space -- the final frontier!

duke3016 · « **Reply #260 on:** December 19, 2008, 10:07:40 AM »

Friday 19th December (Chezger Xams Game - Get In)

Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.

duke3016 · « **Reply #261 on:** December 20, 2008, 16:10:14 PM »

Saturday 20th December 2008 (shhh please)

Whenever anyone says, theoretically they really mean "not really".

duke3016 · « **Reply #262 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:50:54 AM »

Sunday 21st December 2008

There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

duke3016 · « **Reply #263 on:** December 22, 2008, 07:36:01 AM »

Monday 22nd December 2008

Acquaintance, n.:
"A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."

duke3016 · « **Reply #264 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:08:34 AM »

Tuesday 23rd December 2008

Duke"s Law
It"s morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money

Supplement:
A .44 magnum beats four aces.

the-crow · « **Reply #265 on:** December 24, 2008, 03:41:22 AM »

Merry Xmas from all the Crows in the wood

I still can"t get any pictures to load up

duke3016 · « **Reply #266 on:** December 24, 2008, 10:17:15 AM »

Wednesday 24th December 2008

A man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

duke3016 · « **Reply #267 on:** December 25, 2008, 00:05:49 AM »

Thursday 25th December 2008

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

duke3016 · « **Reply #268 on:** December 26, 2008, 11:21:06 AM »

Friday 26th December 2008

The optimum committee has no members.

duke3016 · « **Reply #269 on:** December 27, 2008, 11:11:16 AM »

Saturday 27th December 2008

I may not be totally perfect but parts of me are excellent.