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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #270 on: December 27, 2008, 21:27:10 PM »
Never walk into the house drunk,offer to make the mrs cheese on toast ,then drop it on the floor .-ev imo.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #271 on: December 27, 2008, 21:30:59 PM »

Drink ? Good idea Micky.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #272 on: December 27, 2008, 21:48:19 PM »
Quote from: HaworthBantam on December 27, 2008, 21:30:59 PM


Drink ? Good idea Micky.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #273 on: December 27, 2008, 21:50:05 PM »
Quote from: jacklevel06 on December 27, 2008, 21:48:19 PM

Quote from: HaworthBantam on December 27, 2008, 21:30:59 PM


Drink ? Good idea Micky.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Too late mate, Balvenie Founders Reserve 10 y/o - smooooottthhhhhh
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #274 on: December 28, 2008, 10:45:31 AM »
Sunday 28th December 2008

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of:
(1) a date,
(2) his wife,
(3) a better looking and richer male friend.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #275 on: December 29, 2008, 07:29:53 AM »
Monday 29th December 2008

The cost of living hasn"t affected its popularity.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #276 on: December 30, 2008, 08:19:35 AM »
Tuesday 30th December 2008

Duke"s Law of Window Cleaning:
"It"s on the other side."
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #277 on: December 31, 2008, 08:28:18 AM »
Wednesday 31st December 2008

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #278 on: January 01, 2009, 00:13:50 AM »


Thursday 1st January 2009

Never try to outstubborn a cat.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #279 on: January 02, 2009, 08:01:52 AM »
Friday 2nd January 2009

F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm! bt u cn tx ur kds
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #280 on: January 02, 2009, 12:29:58 PM »
Quote from: duke3016 on January 02, 2009, 08:01:52 AM

Friday 2nd January 2009

F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm! bt u cn tx ur kds



My son will no doubt pass his gsce exams using this in a few years!!!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #281 on: January 03, 2009, 13:09:46 PM »
Saturday 3rd January 2009

The marvels of today"s modern technology include the development of a beer can, when discarded will last forever ... and a £15,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #282 on: January 04, 2009, 12:46:29 PM »
Sunday 4th December 2009

Dentist, n.:
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one"s mouth, pulls coins out of one"s pockets.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #283 on: January 05, 2009, 08:29:17 AM »
Monday 5th January 2009

If you"re happy, you"re successful.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #284 on: January 05, 2009, 08:52:23 AM »
Quote from: duke3016 on January 05, 2009, 08:29:17 AM

Monday 5th January 2009

If you"re happy, you"re successful.



Bugger !
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