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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2008, 11:14:33 AM »
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say, "My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic."  ???
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2008, 17:25:02 PM »
Should"nt you have stood up and said my name is Alan, and i am an alcoholic? Unless you are suffering from schizophrenia which is characterized by a double orientation involving a loss of contact with reality......no, that that can"t be it-as poker players we are always in tune with reality!  ;D
I wonder what tune you would have? Mine would be from ABBA "You win again"  :D  
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2008, 17:30:17 PM »
Mine is

Year Long Disaster - Running Free

sums up the year  ::)
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2008, 18:33:08 PM »


Mad World - Gary Jules version

No explanation required..........
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2008, 18:56:43 PM »
3rd August

There"s only one thing more painful than a kick in the b***ocks!

Getting kicked in one of them  :"(
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2008, 21:22:11 PM »
How about:

Thin Lizzy - Got to Give It Up
The Ramones - I Believe In Miracles
Lordi - The Devil Is A Loser and He"s My Bitch
The Jam - The Bitterest Pill I Ever Had To Swallow
Manic Street Preachers - From Despair To Where?
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2008, 21:34:24 PM »
Bruce Springsteen - The River  >:(
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2008, 08:57:15 AM »
4th August 2008

If everything is coming your way then you"re in the wrong lane.                        
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2008, 19:35:02 PM »
Given that the German Football team "Bayern Munchen" translates in English to "Bavaria Munich", why the hell are they known as "Bayern Munich" ???
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2008, 19:41:43 PM »
If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs, then you"re running faster than the mad axeman!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2008, 10:38:54 AM »
5th August 2008

Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2008, 11:13:24 AM »
6th August 2008

Whilst anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2008, 11:20:30 AM »
How can a computer be PROGRAMMED to produce a truly RANDOM number?

P.S. Online poker is therefore fixed
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2008, 22:03:40 PM »
Quote from: johns41 on August 06, 2008, 11:20:30 AM

How can a computer be PROGRAMMED to produce a truly RANDOM number?

P.S. Online poker is therefore fixed


August 6th 2008

Thought for Ross - Stop re-living those bad beats  :P  ;D
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2008, 11:13:15 AM »
7th August 2008

Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
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