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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #375 on: March 21, 2009, 12:31:55 PM »
Saturday 21st March 2009

I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

-- Winston Churchill
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #376 on: March 21, 2009, 14:20:35 PM »
Rome wasnt built in a day ,,, but then,i wasnt on that particular job !!!
No,,i dont think i am the best manager in england,,but im in the top 1 !!!

BRIAN CLOUGH,,,,,top draw lol
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #377 on: March 22, 2009, 11:24:39 AM »
Sunday 22nd March 2009

If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #378 on: March 22, 2009, 14:27:15 PM »
If you are going to join a pack of dogs,,always be the lead dog,,,,otherwise you will spend all your life with your nose up another dogs arse !!!!!!!!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #379 on: March 22, 2009, 15:19:59 PM »
If you strangle a smurf what colour does he go?
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #380 on: March 23, 2009, 07:20:33 AM »
Monday 23rd March 2009

A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available. Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit, now has no excuse for further procrastination.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #381 on: March 24, 2009, 07:33:09 AM »
Tuesday 24th March 2009

Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #382 on: March 25, 2009, 08:06:45 AM »
Wednesdy 25th March 2009

People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #383 on: March 25, 2009, 18:35:37 PM »
You have to be wet to be attacked by a shark !!!!!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #384 on: March 26, 2009, 08:22:25 AM »
Thursday 26th March 2009

You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #385 on: March 26, 2009, 14:35:25 PM »
I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed !!!!!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #386 on: March 27, 2009, 08:21:45 AM »
Friday 27th March 2009

Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #387 on: March 27, 2009, 18:03:38 PM »
Too many cooks,,,,,shouldnt throw stones  at glass houses lol
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #388 on: March 28, 2009, 16:27:59 PM »
Saturday 28th March 2009

I just want a one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand"
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #389 on: March 29, 2009, 12:47:29 PM »
Sunday 29th March 2009

Excess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
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