Author Topic: Thought for today (Read 138945 times)

duke3016 · « **Reply #465 on:** June 01, 2009, 18:52:22 PM »

Monday 1st June 2009

The past always looks better than it was. It"s only pleasant because it isn"t here.

duke3016 · « **Reply #466 on:** June 02, 2009, 15:54:27 PM »

Tuesday 2nd June 2009

A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

duke3016 · « **Reply #467 on:** June 03, 2009, 09:42:28 AM »

Wednesday 3rd June 2009

I"d love to go out with you but the man on television told me to stay tuned.

duke3016 · « **Reply #468 on:** June 04, 2009, 08:13:11 AM »

Thursday 4th June 2009

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.

duke3016 · « **Reply #469 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:19:32 AM »

Friday 5th June 2009

As far as I know, my computer has never had an undetected error.

duke3016 · « **Reply #470 on:** June 06, 2009, 14:19:06 PM »

Saturday 6th June 2009

People are always available for work in the past tense.

duke3016 · « **Reply #471 on:** June 07, 2009, 11:46:26 AM »

Sunday 7th June 2009

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

duke3016 · « **Reply #472 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:00:20 AM »

Monday 8th June 2009

Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.

spudgun007 · « **Reply #473 on:** June 08, 2009, 14:21:19 PM »

I was once asked which I would prefare

a long memory or a long ****

for the life of me I cannot remember which one I picked

duke3016 · « **Reply #474 on:** June 09, 2009, 07:56:11 AM »

Tuesday 9th June 2009

Disc space -- the final frontier!

duke3016 · « **Reply #475 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:02:48 AM »

Wednesday 10th June 2009

Tonight"s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

duke3016 · « **Reply #476 on:** June 11, 2009, 17:55:11 PM »

Thursday 11th June 2009

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.

duke3016 · « **Reply #477 on:** June 12, 2009, 08:03:41 AM »

Friday 12th June 2009

Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!""

duke3016 · « **Reply #478 on:** June 13, 2009, 01:50:51 AM »

Saturday 13th June 2009

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.

duke3016 · « **Reply #479 on:** June 14, 2009, 12:17:07 PM »

Sunday 14th June 2009

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.