Thought for today

[duke3016]

23rd August 2008

One nice thing about egotists: they don"t talk about other people.

[Santino67]

Keep them coming Duke, good stuff  

[duke3016]

24th August 2008

I don"t know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

[duke3016]

25th August 2008

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

[duke3016]

26th August 2008

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

[duke3016]

27th August 2008

There are three ways to get something done:
1. Do it yourself.                        
2. Hire someone to do it for you.        
3. Forbid your kids to do it.            

[duke3016]

28th August 2008

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

[duke3016]

29th August 2008

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

[duke3016]

30th August 2008

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

[duke3016]

31st August 2008

Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.

[duke3016]

1st Spetember 2008

Life is a whim of several billion cells struggling to be you for a while.

[WarBwastardo]

Democracy is not the voting, it"s the counting.

[duke3016]

2nd September 2008

We will all have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.

[duke3016]

3rd September 2008

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

[Santino67]

3rd September

Duke"s signature is superb