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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #315 on: February 01, 2009, 07:55:20 AM »
Sunday 1st February 2009

Innovation is hard to schedule.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #316 on: February 06, 2009, 08:09:48 AM »
Monday 2nd February 2009

If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #317 on: February 06, 2009, 08:10:38 AM »
Tuesday 3rd February 2009

A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #318 on: February 06, 2009, 08:11:11 AM »
Wednesday 4th February 2009

It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #319 on: February 06, 2009, 08:11:38 AM »
Thursday 5th February 2009

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #320 on: February 06, 2009, 08:12:16 AM »
Friday 6th February 2009

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #321 on: February 06, 2009, 14:14:15 PM »
This is a great thread , keep it going Duke,

I keep seeing this advert on TV for a cream that cures crows feet
I tried it but my feet are just the same
I think I have an ingrowing claw
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #322 on: February 07, 2009, 10:11:51 AM »
Saturday 7th February 2009

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein

-- it rejects it.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #323 on: February 08, 2009, 13:41:48 PM »
Sunday 8th February 2009

Hi there!  This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person reading this note, that I can"t think up any more famous quotes, jokes, nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.


Oh and Jack plays A"s very well
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #324 on: February 08, 2009, 15:01:46 PM »
8th February

You can"t teach an old dog new tricks..................unless you invite his son along as well ;D
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #325 on: February 08, 2009, 18:12:17 PM »
Quote from: duke3016 on February 08, 2009, 13:41:48 PM

Sunday 8th February 2009

Hi there!  This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person reading this note, that I can"t think up any more famous quotes, jokes, nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.


Oh and Jack plays A"s very well

Enjoyed reading them Ger ty.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #326 on: February 08, 2009, 19:55:45 PM »
nah I have couple more -- only joking
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #327 on: February 09, 2009, 15:02:47 PM »


More stories GER!!!  Bet you have a few after the weekend..  One was Ger Wee man doing well in the APAT so i recall ?? ::)
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #328 on: February 09, 2009, 17:22:40 PM »
Monday 9th February 2009

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #329 on: February 09, 2009, 17:32:05 PM »
Quote from: duke3016 on February 09, 2009, 17:22:40 PM

Monday 9th February 2009

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.



Do you know my boss, Ger ?  :o
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