APAT Awards 2009 - The Missing Nominations

[AMRN]

Loudest Dealer Award

Anthony (G Luton)

All activity out on the casino"s gaming floor stopped for a moment as 500 people glanced toward the cardroom in response to the shout of "Reraise all in, player is all in".

[Swinebag]

Best Thread of the year


This one

[SirPercival]

Best Member Performance At A Non APAT Event

Alan Armitage

Alan was playing with the poker elite in a major UK event and played his KK perfectly about 3 minutes into the event. He was so so unlucky not to hit his 2 outer after all the money had gone in.

[MintTrav]

Greatest Consumption of WorldWide Web Resources with Excessive Signature

Brian Yates

Good effort by Stuart Oliver:

Join The Leeds Poker Club - click here
APAT UK Championship 2009 - Bronze
APAT Mini League 2008 - Gold
APAT European Team Championship 2008 - Silver
APAT WCOAP 2008 - NLH 6 max - Silver

but just loses out to Brian:

LATVIAN ONLINE OPEN CHAMPION 2008.
WELSH ONLINE CHAMPION 2009
IRISH AMATEUR CHAMPION 2009, in memory of Bill Young
PROUD member of the 2009 ENGLAND Bronze Medalist team in the European Championships.
CAPTAIN of the NATIONAL ONLINE LEAGUE CHAMPIONS from WALSALL.
No.1 ranked Online player 2009.

[KarmaDope]

Best Member Performance At A Non APAT Event

The cash table bloke from Walsall

Enough said, really.

[AceOnTheRiver]

Best Member Performance At An APAT Event

Mary Martin. The Live Update at the Gala Maybury was 19 pages long. It had survived the pies. It had survived the updater rushing to the front of the queue, failing and thus queue-barging towards an enormous plate of sandwiches, successfully. From the corner of my eye I spotted said member on a white mobile phone perusing the update. Hours of my life lovingly invested in purple prose and flirting with Players wives.

I refreshed the page "The page you are looking for is not available. Thread has been deleted" I prepared my excuses to MeinFuhrer Duffy. His dreams of exponential increases in forum traffic lay in tatters, at the tips of my fat fingers so I thought. Sweat beading my brow I looked for a work around, and discovered the fatal words "Thread deleted by Moderator xxMairxx" Half relieved it was not me, I sauntered over the the far table and and enquired gently of said member, in lilting dulcet tones betraying no hint of my frustration,

"What the f%%% have you done? Nineteen bloody pages up in smoke"

Said member was very apologetic, and of course it was a genuine mistake.

It is nevertheless, a travesty that said performance is not available to be voted on in the 2009 awards.

Obviously I never got to read it but I had Quad ACES in this thread  

That could have been my 15 Mins  

Mary you are a Legend!!!