Laptops and 3G dongles ftw
Now I know, and you know, that playing on line poker is cool, but try telling that to a bunch of people dancing to the village people, while you decide to raise Stu off his blind again with AJ !
Young man, there"s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, "cause you"re in a new town
There"s no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there"s a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you"re short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I"m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It"s fun to play at the a-p-a-t.
It"s fun to play at the a-p-a-t.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It"s fun to play at the a-p-a-t.
It"s fun to play at the a-p-a-t.