I think the thread title is okay for this one. I just laughed.
$20k gtd. $30 buyin. 2 hours in. 226 of 693 starters left. Paying top 99. This happens.PokerStars Game #23887331061: Tournament #132775658, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2009/01/14 11:50:19 GMT [2009/01/14 6:50:19 ET]
Table "132775658 42" 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: iarba7frunze (17995 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr.Raael (2195 in chips)
Seat 3: StoyanB (6122 in chips)
Seat 4: Chipaccrual (3795 in chips)
Seat 5: Ratisbone (8535 in chips)
Seat 6: 8kenzo8 (10555 in chips)
Seat 7: Vlatace (3495 in chips)
Seat 8: dallasgamblr (3025 in chips)
Seat 9: 400plus (17545 in chips)
iarba7frunze: posts the ante 25
Mr.Raael: posts the ante 25
StoyanB: posts the ante 25
Chipaccrual: posts the ante 25
Ratisbone: posts the ante 25
8kenzo8: posts the ante 25
Vlatace: posts the ante 25
dallasgamblr: posts the ante 25
400plus: posts the ante 25
StoyanB: posts small blind 125
Chipaccrual: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chipaccrual [ks ac]
Ratisbone: folds
8kenzo8: folds
Vlatace: folds
dallasgamblr: folds
400plus: folds
iarba7frunze: folds
Mr.Raael: folds
StoyanB: raises 5847 to 6097 and is all-in
Chipaccrual: calls 3520 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2327) returned to StoyanB
*** FLOP *** [ :
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: js]
*** TURN *** [ :
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: js] [ad]
*** RIVER *** [ :
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: js ad] [:
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*** SHOW DOWN ***
StoyanB: shows [:
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] (three of a kind, Threes)
Chipaccrual: shows [ks ac] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
iarba7frunze said, "lol"
Chipaccrual said, "ffs"
StoyanB collected 7765 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7765 | Rake 0
Board [ :
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: js ad :
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Seat 1: iarba7frunze folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 2: Mr.Raael (button) folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 3: StoyanB (small blind) showed [:
:
] and won (7765) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 4: Chipaccrual (big blind) showed [ks ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 5: Ratisbone folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 6: 8kenzo8 folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 7: Vlatace folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 8: dallasgamblr folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 9: 400plus folded before Flop (didn"t bet)