Before we leave the subject of biscuits for ever, I just wanted to let you know that Jaffa Cakes, apart from being the tastiest, are also surprisingly low in calories. This is a bit misleading, however, as no-one has ever eaten just one Jaffa Cake. I don"t even try to resist nowadays - I just accept that, once opened, they"ll be all gone by the next day. They are just the most luxurious sensual pleasure, comparable only with.........some other sensual pleasures. Best of all is when you incorporate them into your other sensual pleasures.
And, on the subject of dunking, have you ever tried biting opposite corners off a Penguin and sucking the coffee through the bar for an amazing sensation? No, me neither.
