Well, would you believe it? Two of the favourites eliminated. Loki Skylizard has gone down to Shamus Beaglehole by 2,360 to 2,054 and S hitavious Cook was just 60 votes short of Chillie Poon, 2,170 to 2,110. That"s the internet for you - we should know that simple double-meanings would come through against more interesting names.
As expected, Eve Gruntfest and Curvaceous Bass won by large margins. It has been confirmed that Bass is pronounced like the fish, which makes it all worthwhile.
So, it is dead person Curvaceous Bass v English/Northern Irish footballer Shamus Beaglehole and Miss Hong Kong Runner-Up Chillie Poon v flash flood researcher Dr Eve Gruntfest.
Shamus used to play for Chesterfield and has played for Northern Ireland Under-18s
http://mobile.irishfa.com/news?id=5885, but his career seems to be in decline. After Chesterfield, he joined Askern FC near Doncaster
http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/askernvilla/news/askern-sign-irish-under-18s-international-390169.html but doesn"t now appear to be associated with any team.
From here, the final should obviously be Gruntfest & Bass, but I fear the worst.