My neighbour Siobhan called in about 2 races ago. We"ve been sat having the old glass of wine whilst watching the races.
15 minutes before the off, a bit tipsy, she saw the list up and said "Put a fiver on Mon Mone".
"Ummmm, Siobhan, the horse is 100/1. Maybe 2.50 each way would be a better idea because there"s every chance it"ll place, but sweet feck all chance it"ll win."
"OK, go on then. 2.50 each way."
So I placed the bet giggling mad at her wasted money. Sigh. GG WP