Alex Ferguson is sitting at home watching TV one morning when he receives a phone call "Hello boss, it"s Wayne Rooney "Yes Wayne what can I do for you?"
"Well boss, Colleen has gone out and bought me a jigsaw to do. The problem is though none of the pieces fit together, it"s impossible" "What"s it supposed be?" "The picture on the box is of a chicken, but like i said it"s impossible, it"s really doing my head in now, if i don"t get it finished by Saturday I don"t think I"ll be able to concentrate on the game" Ferguson starts to panic now. "I"ll tell you what Wayne bring it round here and we"ll both have a go"
"Cheers boss, that"s brilliant"
About half an hour later Rooney turns up at Ferguson"s house with his jigsaw under his arm. He knocks on the door and Ferguson lets him in. They walk into the kitchen, and Rooney tips the pieces onto the table. Ferguson looks down at the table and then at Rooney. "Wayne, put the ****ing cornflakes back in the box"
