Make mine a double fergie !

[George2Loose]

Alex Ferguson is sitting at home watching TV one morning when he receives a phone call "Hello boss, it"s Wayne Rooney "Yes Wayne what can I do for you?"

"Well boss, Colleen has gone out and bought me a jigsaw to do. The problem is though none of the pieces fit together, it"s impossible" "What"s it supposed be?" "The picture on the box is of a chicken, but like i said it"s impossible, it"s really doing my head in now, if i don"t get it finished by Saturday I don"t think I"ll be able to concentrate on the game" Ferguson starts to panic now. "I"ll tell you what Wayne  bring it round here and we"ll both have a go"

"Cheers boss, that"s brilliant"

About half an hour later Rooney turns up at Ferguson"s house with his jigsaw under his arm. He knocks on the door and Ferguson lets him in. They walk into the kitchen, and Rooney tips the pieces onto the table. Ferguson looks down at the table and then at Rooney. "Wayne, put the ****ing cornflakes back in the box"  

Wow, if we"re telling old jokes what do you get if you cross a kangeroo with a sheep?

[noble1]

You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling United forward have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box? (Note; Round your answers down to the nearest 20 yards.)  


Mark "The Red" lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition match-day program, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead? (Note; round your answers down to the nearest thousand pounds).  

[baldaceguy]

19 years is a long time without what?       oh yeh a league title!

[Chipaccrual]

Is it safe to come out from behind the sofa yet ?    

[scouse3465]

19 years is a long time without what?       oh yeh a league title!

It is a long time , and you still aint caught us up !
18 5
17  3

you still behind the most succesful english team!
and before you gob off sayin thats history last 2 results between the 2 teams who won ??

i really hope we draw you in champions league be easier then real madrid lol

[baldaceguy]

thats what i like a bit of freindly banter lol

[noble1]

19 years is a long time without what?       oh yeh a league title!

i suppose u forget that utd went 25 years without winning the league....lmao typical red lol lol

[baldaceguy]

no i remember the barren years very well lol

[Santino67]

As long as Man Ure win the league I"m happy with £50 on them   who cares about those Mickey Mouse trophies...........like the Champions League  

[kinboshi]

Anyone looking for some wallpaper?

http://www.yappari.co.uk/otscoreboard.jpg

[kinboshi]

How many times Fernando?

[kinboshi]

Give us a kiss Stevie:

[noble1]

How many times Fernando?

Give us a kiss Stevie:

why do i find this so funny? lmao lol lol lol

[George2Loose]

Im gonna enjoy revisiting this thread in May and posting a few photos myself.

[kinboshi]

Im gonna enjoy revisiting this thread in May and posting a few photos myself.