I just tell wife #1 to STFU and get back in her cage with the rest of the hareem before I get the padlock out again...
Just kidding, please don"t shoot
Fotunately the missus doesn"t moan too much these days, luckily I went on a winning streak at the local casino around 6 months ago and cashed 5 out of 6 visits and used this as evidence in my argument that poker isn"t just luck. lololololol. Now she just tells me to stop moaning about "bad beats" - whenever I"ve just been knocked out of a tournament online she looks at me and tells me she doesn"t want to hear the story and that I"m as bad as that "idiot on the TV" that she loathes (Phil Hellmuth), hahahahaha.
For the record - FYP still has me scratching my head