Given that the recent "APAT UKIPT Competition"

thread started by Des is locked I feel we members need a place to vent our frustration at those famous words which Des has again used in this new thread.
Other entries for the coming soon thread include:
"APAT magazine"

- coming soon (i.e. last weekend)
"Des buys drinks at the bar"

- coming soon - at Swansea Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii