Chezger September Fest

[Laxie]

And we"re off.  Welcome to the Chez Ger autumn poker fessie.  24 runners and racers across three tables.  Drinks flowing fast and furious.  We"ve a 20k starting stack and 30 minute blinds.    

I will mostly NOT be giving proper chip counts at the start because well, I can"t be arsed really.  Pay attention now.  This will matter lots later on.  

Green chip - 25

Blue chip - 50

Black chip - 100

Pink chip - 500

Yellow chip - 1,000

Red chip - 5,000

Orange chip - 10,000

If you haven"t followed my Chez Ger updates in the past...I don"t blame ya.  lol  It"s all down hill from here on out.

Already we"ve had one person turn their cards over when faced with a bet on the flop - and 3 people still left to act.  Another one missed their mouth and their beer ended up on the poker table.  Another has apologised now....for later.  Volume has reached a whole new level of loud.  And that"s just from one table.  Guess which table and who the culprits are.

[Laxie]

Owston just had some under the table action.  Not naming names.....but he runs good.

[Laxie]

We"ve just heard the cry of "all in!"  Only Paul had no cards at the time.  How the Welsh won the APAT, I"ll never know.  

[Laxie]

Feature table can be seen live and loud here - http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html

[Laxie]

Scouse is me ATM machine for the night.  I limped with QJ in EP and he raised with AK.  Flop J9J.  I"d checked blind and he fired out.  Obv snap call.  Turn K.  I fire out god knows what because I sure as heck don"t remember...and he calls.  River was some random rag and I bet 1k just for fun.  He took his time about it, but called in the end.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - ty, call again.

[Laxie]

Oh ffs.  No sooner has that hand gone down and I get AA in the BB.  Craig and Paul limp for 200 each and I put in a wee raise making it 700 to play.  Hit an A on the flop for trips, but it was no match for Paul"s QJ on the AK10 board from hell.  J on the turn made even Craig"s Q9 os a monster.  Hoping to house up on the river, but no joy - I sigh folded to watch them split the pot.  

[Laxie]

Wee man is the dealer.  All cards are tossed out pre and Nellie points to random card in front of her and tells them all to hold up because "Laxie only has one card."  "No pet...that"s yer other card."  DOH!  lol

[Laxie]

Table 1

Dan O - 61k in his dreams, but in reality he has almost 25k

Jason - 25k...blimey

Joobs - 19 something

Karen - 19.5k

Holdy - 22.5k

Jon A - 15k...ish

Digger - 21k...and a tad

Ger - 12k...and a bit

[Laxie]

Table 2 - the table of death...and ear plugs if yer lucky.

Wee Man - 20,700 "You don"t really have that much do you?"

Carl - 33k "You do NOT...REALLY?!"

Adam - 22,775

Scouse - 10k and a bit.

Craig - 11k after donating a nice chunk to Nellie.

Paul - 15,200

Nellie - respectable 20,700

Laxie - still in with 20,700.  Go figure.

[Laxie]

Table 3

Cheryl - 20,700

Dan - 21k

Keith - 25k

Andy K - 17k

Jon MW - 11k, we"re not playing HORSE so it"s to be expected really.

Rob S - 26,500

Asa - 25,500

Howard - 21k

[Laxie]

Jon MW can head back to the ranch.  He raises pre, gets a caller, and is re-raised by Cheryl to 3k.  Jon shoves the rest of his chips over the line.  Rob gets out of the way and Cheryl makes the call.  JJ for Cheryl and 88 for Jon.  Add Jon"s 11k to Cheryl"s 20,700 stack and you"ve her new chip count...plus a wee bit.

[Laxie]

4 minutes left at the 150/300 level and then we"re off for a break.  

[duke3016]

I have 4k easy game

[Laxie]

Rob S is down to dust as well.  Not sure what happened.  He wouldn"t tell me.  In fact he didn"t even want me to tell ye he was short stacked. 

The feckers at me table are complaining about the laptop.  I sure care.  

[Laxie]

Table 3 is the table of death.  Dan Jones is out.  K10 vs KQ.  All the money went in on the K10? flop.  Dan"s KQ never improved.  Nellie has been moved to their table.

Meanwhile on table 2, Scouse is out.  Craig and Scouse called Paul"s UTG min raise.  Craig had 75, Scouse had QJ and the flop came down Q high with an open ended str8 draw for Craig.  Scouse shoved, Craig called and Paul got out of the way.  Craig hit his str8 to send Scouse packing.  He handled it well to be fair.  He"s not at all bitter.  Honest.