Question of the day

[nosey-p]

Who will be World Team Champions?

[The Healer]

Why did they make dyslexia such a hard word to spell ?

[The Healer]

And another thing, how come there is only one Monopolies Commissions Board ?

[nosey-p]

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

[Swinebag]

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

no idea, but I"d imagine you"d probably melt (due to the close proximity to the earths core) before gravity had a chance to do its stuff

[duke3016]

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

Theoretically (taking away the burning bit) you would fall, then hit center, continue falling but slow down, then fall back to center, and oscilate until you settled in the center.

[Waz1892]

In terms of Fitness - Who is fittest? (and I"m not referring to "looks"  )

Football or Rubgy Players?

[noble1]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

[George2Loose]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Nope because you"re technically not swimming if you"re drowning

[Cyntaf]

wo(spanner)rks

See what you say, say what you see. That"s good, but it"s not right.
Now imagine in an irish accent

[furnesspoker]

Hohum AYE

Brings back fond memories of when they had to move the show to after the watershed

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtLLP9oieN0[/youtube]

[Cyntaf]

Hohum AYE

Brings back fond memories of when they had to move the show to after the watershed

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtLLP9oieN0[/youtube]

Aye, the snake still hasn"t recovered and is in therapy twice a week

[nosey-p]

Help wanted

How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?

[Laxie]

Help wanted

How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?

FYP

Oh yeah.  And to answer yer question - stop winning money.  No need to thank me.  

[SirPercival]

Help wanted

How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?

1. Explain the meaning of variance.
2. Tell her if she spends half then she has to pay half of all future buy-ins
3. Keep it in a separate bank account and commit to not using "shared" money for poker

or

4. Try all the above without success then spend it before she can!!!!!
5. Give it to your mates  
6. Blow it on drink and hookers