museum

[samuel_9]

 hi me and my better half  went 2 the ulster folk and transport museum  it was a good day seeing all the cars planes trains bicycles .THEN comes a wee white house inside a wee women in her  wee rocking chair knitting a big long scarf theres  a nice big coal fire blazing  wee women says can i help you.... NO its alright. just having a look i was just about 2 walk out then i OPENED my mouth and said DO YOU LIVE HERE......  ...... no idont i just work here part time..... O RITE ........WELL WHERE DO YOU LIVE......sorry i cant tell you that .......OK then i left thinking nothing of it ......when i got outside the wife says go back and give her your phone number i said what for wife takes of ..... so of we go 2 the post office very very old even old than the oldest APATER    anyway in wee go everythings in here postcards papers fags candy stamps well it is a post office so im looking at everthing women behind the counter says DONT  touch anything please  but i DID NOT  HEAR HER so i started 2 lift everthing in site AGAIN ..... PLEASE DONT TOUCH ANYTHING again i DID NOT HEAR HER then i lifted a news paper ....SMACK over my head  THEN  VERY VERY LOUDLY I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH.... me like a little mouse left the shop........when i got out side i asked the better half what was that all about wife say she told you not to touch anyting  i did not hear her i said wife says did you not see the signs saying do not touch NO I DIDENT  so i went back in to the shop  and low and be hold about 30 signs saying PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH  ......... so of we go to another one the ulster  museum from tukakamin 2 dineasores birds wales metal swords coins alsorts of waird and wonderful things from our past then WALLOP A BOTTLE OF LEMONADE IN A GLASS DOME ......................................WE QUESTION ARE WE RELLY THAT OLD  GER  .........O WHO IS THE OLDEST APATER ..... but all in all not a bad day only got  hit once........then  wife storms of       and all it took was a bottle of lemonade to make me realise im younger than  i loook ........and iv got hair .......AMRN

[Fatcatstu]

Come again?

[Paulie_D]

Come again?

What part didn"t you get?  

[Mikeyboy9361]

Just so funny!

[WarBwastardo]

[AMRN]

PMSL

[Paulie_D]

[Fatcatstu]

Oldest APATer = Ger

[jbworldwide]

Oldest APATer = Ger

I doubt that.

[Mikeyboy9361]

[Foggy]

I must be the oldest APAT"er, and have wasted at least 5 mins of my life reading this drivel.

The first post was funny,not in content, but in the pure spelling and grammar.

God bless our education system

[Cyntaf]

I must be the oldest APAT"er, and have wasted at least 5 mins of my life reading this drivel.

The first post was funny,not in content, but in the pure spelling and grammar.

God bless our education system

You obviously are the oldest Apater if it took you five minutes to read the above

I thought it funny on both posts, oh and we have all seen your spelling in the past Foggy...lol Glass houses comes to mind.

Now cheer up like Mikey has....have a nice day

[duke3016]

Oldest APATer = Ger

GTFO

[Foggy]

I must be the oldest APAT"er, and have wasted at least 5 mins of my life reading this drivel.

The first post was funny,not in content, but in the pure spelling and grammar.

God bless our education system

You obviously are the oldest Apater if it took you five minutes to read the above

I thought it funny on both posts, oh and we have all seen your spelling in the past Foggy...lol Glass houses comes to mind.

Now cheer up like Mikey has....have a nice day

Absullutely nuffin wong wif mi spillin atall

[Paulie_D]

Absullutely nuffin wong wif mi spillin atall

Dear Sir.

I am offended.

Mr N. Wong.