Chatting to Cap"n Gerry on FB, reminded myself of stooopid (but fun) stuff I"ve done over the years (normally alcohol fuelled).
Circa 20 years ago on way home from a Friday after work drinking session got stopped by a group of "Jakeys" (Glasgow Alcoholic Nomads) at the bottom of Hope Street, one of them enquiring to me whether or not i could spare a quid for a pint for Christmas. "You"ve not had a pint for Christmas, that"s shocking" I replied..."come on guys follow me". So I duly took the 6 of them into the local Denholms Bar, found a large round table at the back of the pub, asked them all what they were drinking, then walked straight back out the pub without ordering