Totally true story.
Jack Prime falls asleep at the casino in the night
Eventually he is woken and goes back to his hotel, worse for wear
He goes to bed, and wakes later on needing the toilet. Only he opens the wrong door and finds himself naked in the corridor, locked out of his room
Faced with no other choice, he gets the lift to reception, to get a replacement key
Where he is spotted by other APATers coming in from a night"s revelries
No one mention it to him when he sees them.