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Poker Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: mporter123 on June 28, 2012, 12:53:06 PM
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Anyone read this? Girlfriend got it at the weekend and couldn"t put it down. I flicked through it for a minute and just looked like filth.
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The very quiet, very mumsy lady who is a regular at G Stockton was sat reading a book on her iPad druing the break on Sunday....
Looking rather flushed too
It"s basically Mills & Boon with a bit of porny bondage thrown in. Handsome, rich beyond your dreams, young man is attracted to 21yr-old virgin and....
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Anyone read this?
cough cough ;D
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Bsically porn for the Mrs, what would she say if you were sat next to her reading your latest copy of Razzle?
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Bsically porn for the Mrs, what would she say if you were sat next to her reading your latest copy of Razzle?
She slapped me ;D
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Bsically porn for the Mrs, what would she say if you were sat next to her reading your latest copy of Razzle?
What"s Razzle?!
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My wife was reading that 50 Shades of Grey in bed last night and I could tell she was turned on because she suddenly put the book down and started licking her lips.The benefits of being a gymnast I suppose.
50 shades of grey is quite a easy read i heard most women just flicked through it.......
"Been reading "50 Shades of Grey" have you?" I asked my secretary when she strode into work this morning.Blushing bright red she said, "How the hell do you know that? I have it downloaded on my Kindle and I only read it in discrete corners of the train so nobody can look over my shoulder.""Simple", I replied, "Every time you take a step I can hear a squelching sound."
My wife has just got a electric shock while reading 50 shades of grey on her kindle!!That will teach her to use it with wet fingers!!
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Missus said its buzzing around the staff room at school! I did smile to myself
What"s it is, she asked, I explained, now she wondered how I know so much! I just said I read it on a Poker forum.
That was wasted too
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Bsically porn for the Mrs, what would she say if you were sat next to her reading your latest copy of Razzle?
What"s Razzle?!
I seem to remember a Mag of that name going round school in the 70"s
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Iv Just read 50 shades of grey to see what the fuss was all about......
I never knew a dulux colour chart could be so gripping.
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Anyone read this? Girlfriend got it at the weekend and couldn"t put it down. I flicked through it for a minute and just looked like filth.
I had to buy it on ebay for the wife before i go on holiday next week because i couldnt get it anywhere and they only had the 3rd book for sale, flicked through a few pages and couldnt put it down lol :-[, pure filth in a hardback lol
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Donna read the whole Trilogy in a week. She said that she had read books that were filthier. :o
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I"ve not read "em and because everyone is saying I have to, I"ve no intention of it.
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Of course you could always get the gentlemens version , 50 Shades of Earl Grey ...
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I read a great book on glue making once....I couldn"t put it down!
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My wife was reading that 50 Shades of Grey in bed last night and I could tell she was turned on because she suddenly put the book down and started licking her lips.The benefits of being a gymnast I suppose.
50 shades of grey is quite a easy read i heard most women just flicked through it.......
"Been reading "50 Shades of Grey" have you?" I asked my secretary when she strode into work this morning.Blushing bright red she said, "How the hell do you know that? I have it downloaded on my Kindle and I only read it in discrete corners of the train so nobody can look over my shoulder.""Simple", I replied, "Every time you take a step I can hear a squelching sound."
My wife has just got a electric shock while reading 50 shades of grey on her kindle!!That will teach her to use it with wet fingers!!
;D ;D ;D lmao
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My Newspaper printed little parts of the books, and well i had a good laugh
not because the book is so brilliant and funny, but because the author must have a brilliant PR company.
I not have read the book, but the few printed lines been more than enough, i would say it is the most boring book ever, and most likely a book with empty pages is more thrilling.
The writing style is awful, far to simple,
my newspaper counted the girl flushes 125 times in the first few chapters, and i wonder why
the research of the author was not good as well, it not seems like she has a lot of knowlegde about what she is writing
When I was 17 - 19 I had my intellectual rebell period, and with reading Satre and Beauvoir I ended reading history of the O. which is written about the same scene, but well a much better writting style
I not understand the hype about 50 shades of grey at all, and i have the feeling a lot are reading it, because a friend they know read it, and well that it is a PR thing
and I really not want to offend anyone, so this is not meant bad, but I wonder why else people read it? if their life is perhaps boring, frustrating or whatever else. Not everyone, but with some this might be a reason
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The wonderful Victoria Coren has written a piece about this
As ever she finds the head of the nail with unerring precision.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey?INTCMP=SRCH
If you liked that, then I can recommend her pieces for GQ written in the period leading up to the announcement of her engagement to David Mitchell which can be found via her blog.
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thanks so very much for sharing this article
I laughed so much by reading it, finally i not feel so alone anymore for finding this book boring and dull
The idea of having a Master who urges me to eat pancakes is great though, I wish I would have someone who tells me to eat nice and sweet things all the time :D
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Excellent article.
This must be one of the first books that I have given up on half way through. Found it midly interesting until getting to the sex bits which just seemed ridiculous.
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One more chocolate hobnob... go on love you know you want to...
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seems like happy days to me