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Title: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on August 05, 2008, 19:02:52 PM
OK all budding losers

Chezger is hosting a pre Xmas Turkey Shoot on Friday 19th Dec - three tables £50 Freezout

anybody brave enough... Chezger regulars (and past attendees of Chezger) get first bite until end of November -- then its open season

http://www.chezger.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=113.msg1169#msg1169 (http://www.chezger.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=113.msg1169#msg1169)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: WarBwastardo on August 05, 2008, 19:24:46 PM
Is it Christmas already!?  My watch must have stopped.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on August 05, 2008, 20:12:04 PM
give em time and they might turn up -- they are NEVER on time. So even with 4 months notice I bet some of the feckers will be late
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: billyho10 on August 06, 2008, 08:41:04 AM
"people will come duke, people will come".....james earl jones stylee! ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 20, 2008, 18:47:26 PM
It"s nearly time -- and the doors are now open -- if you wish to attend for a night of sobriety, quiet and perfect poker -- go elsewhwere..........

We have approx 18 -- soooo two tables -- therefore I am opening another table to anyone who wishes to attend (I max out at 27)....

We are experiencing slight technical difficulties on the forum (some people cannot get in for some reason -- the technical director is on the case) so PM me if you wish to attend -- or try the link

http://www.chezger.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=113.0 (http://www.chezger.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=113.0)

Bring on Gears of War part VI
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on November 20, 2008, 20:17:58 PM

I"m getting "Bad Gateway" as well, Ger.

One of these days Caz and I are going to have to get to one of your home games, unfortunately the pre Xmas Turkey Shoot isn"t going to be the one....
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 20, 2008, 20:29:32 PM


I"m getting "Bad Gateway" as well, Ger.

One of these days Caz and I are going to have to get to one of your home games, unfortunately the pre Xmas Turkey Shoot isn"t going to be the one....


Naughty Gateway I must punish it (http://webpages.charter.net/kylegdb/smilies/21.gif)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on November 21, 2008, 13:48:44 PM
Sigh.  2 bottles of wine + Duke on msn = flights booked.  
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 21, 2008, 17:26:21 PM

Sigh.  2 bottles of wine + Duke on msn = flights booked. 


The neighbours have been alerted (oh wait they are here as well so no problem)  ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 21, 2008, 18:18:39 PM
We now have 25 (I max at 27) -- some other highlights

Webcam will be in operation
Bouncy Castle will be in evidence (maybe -- trying to get a f**king strong one)
Obligatory Chinese at the break
first out get choice of 3 bottles of wine
Beer will be allowed  ::) ::) ::)
Saturday is reserved for a HUGE piss up


Other assorted Bounties

Kinboshi --  2 bottles of wine (standard every year)
Tighty -- 2 bottles of wine
Laxie -- 3 bottles of wine (only fair IMO)
Dewi -- 2 bottles of wine (to go with the 4 he will consume)

others as I see fit  ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 21, 2008, 18:22:35 PM
Oh and yes just so you get to know your oppos early table draw will be made tomorrow (with the two ANothers in as well)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 21, 2008, 18:23:18 PM
There will of course be live updates on APAT when we can be arsed  8)

EDIT: If we are allowed of course (copy all newspapers and Des)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on November 21, 2008, 22:20:37 PM
 :o  Bounty?!  Sigh.  Just gets better and better.  
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: APAT on November 21, 2008, 22:50:19 PM

There will of course be live updates on APAT when we can be arsed  8)

EDIT: If we are allowed of course (copy all newspapers and Des)


Absolutely, top class entertainment.....
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 22, 2008, 01:02:01 AM
Table draw has been made

Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 22, 2008, 12:27:34 PM
Table 1 -- The feature table, on webcam and in the Conservatory

1. Steve B -- (Free earmuffs at the door)
2. Son Of Duke (Ah the fearlessness of youth)
3. Mike N (Luckbox supreme)
4. Digger (Cheshires rag A specialist)
5. Andy B (Chezger League leader and Mr Aggressive)
6. RichEO (Professional gambler and layabout)
7. Carrie (On line specialist and sister to the chemical brothers)
8. Wayne (Tanker driver and one half of the chemical brothers)
9. Dan B (Slimmer of the year)

Table 2 -- In the living room (Table of death if you ask me)

1. Jack (Scoobey Doo and major easyjet shareholder)
2. Dewi (Welsh Felt Wizard and cruise performer)
3. Duke (Genial host and picture of sobriety -- nuff said)
4. Joobs (Keep you eyes on your cards people OK)
5. Laxie (All the way from Cork to a table near you - decibel level through the roof)
6. James (Pocketlady"s beau and dark horse of the game)
7. Glenn (Bigfella, "double chinese please")
8. Matt ("the craic is good and his chips are free")
9. Rich (The game is NLHE -- please remember)

Table 3 -- The bouncy Castle (Joke!) prob the living room

1. Karen (Chelsea fan and the loosest player at the table -- LMAO)
2. Dan J (Professor Dan - watch out for odds quoted to 5 decimal places)
3. Adam (No probs he will be dealing after an hour -- LOL)
4. Danny G (Fresh from his very successful Vegas visit -- he is on fire)
5. Danni (Pro player and guess the colour of her hair)
6. Jason (Chester"s biggest bluffer)
7. Carl (hasn"t far to travel and is one of the favourites)
8. Daniel P (serial poster and talks a good game - in fact he never shuts up -- LOL)
9. Adrian (never loses a race -- ask him about it and be prepared for a long talk)

Bring it on it will be awesome
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: scouse3465 on November 22, 2008, 12:31:57 PM
My first and prob last televised table !
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on November 22, 2008, 12:36:12 PM

Cracking line up, looking forward to the forum updates on the night  ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on November 22, 2008, 14:16:04 PM
I"ll have the auto-refresh set to 5 seconds on the WebCam page for this - magic!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 22, 2008, 14:28:29 PM

I"ll have the auto-refresh set to 5 seconds on the WebCam page for this - magic!


I"ll match that timing with the webcam itself -- result
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on November 22, 2008, 16:16:51 PM
Got the hole-cam technology running yet Ger?  8)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 22, 2008, 16:20:57 PM

Got the hole-cam technology running yet Ger?  8)


It"s not that sort of a game (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f8/littleblue71/smilies/thblushing.gif)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: destroyer316 on November 23, 2008, 10:19:44 AM
looking foward to it i can"t wait  ;D



Son of Duke FTW!!!!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on November 23, 2008, 10:24:38 AM
Doth Destroyer316 be DukeJnr?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Chipaccrual on November 23, 2008, 10:38:26 AM

looking foward to it i can"t wait  ;D



Son of Duke FTW!!!!


Am I the only one who gets a whole Star Wars, emperor and young apprentice vibe when the duke and son of duke get mentioned.

The force is strong with this one, come over to the poker darkside, where Ace rag is the nuts.  ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 23, 2008, 11:34:15 AM

The force is strong with this one, come over to the poker darkside, where Ace rag is the nuts.  ;D


Don"t encourage him pleeeeese he"s bad enough
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 24, 2008, 23:15:36 PM
hello -- I think the forum might be fixed (Ian can you try for me please)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on November 24, 2008, 23:28:01 PM
It was fixed for a wee bit, but then you went and broke it again.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 24, 2008, 23:31:58 PM
Hey it wasn"t me -- honest

(http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/dimebar_probably/Smileys/th_chainsaw.gif)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 24, 2008, 23:41:56 PM
Quick Son of Duke on webcam -- he doesn"t know

http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html (http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on November 25, 2008, 07:55:26 AM

hello -- I think the forum might be fixed (Ian can you try for me please)


Eh, sorry, what, did something break ?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on November 25, 2008, 08:09:07 AM

Ah, you mean Chezger ? Sorry, not been up long.

Just tried it Ger, and I"m still getting the "Bad Gateway" error.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 25, 2008, 08:09:41 AM


hello -- I think the forum might be fixed (Ian can you try for me please)


Eh, sorry, what, did something break ?


if you F5 a couple of times does it work
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on November 25, 2008, 08:33:48 AM
I"ve been able to get to the main page of the forum at 08:29. It didn"t work at 08:28 or from 08:30 "til now though.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on November 25, 2008, 08:36:00 AM

Working for me ok now - 08:35

[Edit: and then when I try to log in I get Bad GateWay]

[Further Edit: and now I can log in also - I"m confused.......]
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 25, 2008, 20:02:36 PM

Quick Son of Duke on webcam -- he doesn"t know

http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html (http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html)



Lets see if he moves tonight from his perch
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on November 25, 2008, 20:09:32 PM

Ger, why"s your web cam pointing at a still picture of Duke Jnr ?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 25, 2008, 20:10:39 PM
watch carefully and you will see him move on Wednesday
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 25, 2008, 20:13:24 PM
Damn you missed it -- he scratched his nose
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 25, 2008, 20:16:32 PM
Just to prove it is live I removed the drying towel from the door -- God he"s a lazy git
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on November 25, 2008, 20:34:02 PM

Now there"s a rare sight......an unopened bottle of San Miguel  ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 25, 2008, 20:34:46 PM
It"s a spare
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 25, 2008, 20:39:20 PM


Now there"s a rare sight......an unopened bottle of San Miguel  ;D


sorted
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on November 25, 2008, 20:40:22 PM



Now there"s a rare sight......an unopened bottle of San Miguel  ;D


sorted


That"s better  ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 25, 2008, 20:49:09 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 29, 2008, 15:26:28 PM
Check it out -- http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html (http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html) thats the same Bouncy castle that will be here for the night of the 19th

Dewi/Jack/Tighty/Carl/Duke -- on the bouncy castle -- gotta be worth a prop bet

(http://dune.servint.com/uploads/c_laugh.gif)(http://dune.servint.com/uploads/c_laugh.gif)(http://dune.servint.com/uploads/c_laugh.gif)(http://dune.servint.com/uploads/c_laugh.gif)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on November 29, 2008, 16:22:06 PM
Erm, action on said Bouncy Castle seems to be scarce. And chairs all look very un-sat on. Did anyone turn up Ger? Where"s da honeyz?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 29, 2008, 16:44:19 PM

Erm, action on said Bouncy Castle seems to be scarce. And chairs all look very un-sat on. Did anyone turn up Ger? Where"s da honeyz?


starting to arrive from now on -- evening do you see
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 29, 2008, 16:46:16 PM
they are playing poker -- lol -- thats my boy
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 29, 2008, 16:54:14 PM
wot a laff the pipe came out the back and the fecking thing collapsed === lmfao
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on November 29, 2008, 20:31:10 PM
Women -- err sorry young ladies (http://www.bautforum.com/images/smilies/shifty.gif)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 06, 2008, 15:14:21 PM
Ok the big day is only two weeks away. We have one dropout (the seat will be filled, and if anyone else is not too sure please tell me in good time so I can fill the place) Webcam will of course focus on table 1 all night (with the bouncy castle in the background)

Prize money
1st  £425
2nd  £300
3rd  £225
4th  £175
5th  £125
6th £50
7th  £50

and so people don"t get bored when I take all their chips we have a couple of side atractions.

Poker.
Cash table on table 3 when we are down to two tourney tables
Strange variations of the game on table 2 when we are down to final table

Misc.
Bouncy Castle competition on the lawn (last person standing)
Darts competition in the games room
Drinking competition in the Kitchen
Speed test on the static bike
Roshambo (modest entry fee winner takes all)
£20 to the first person who can beat Son of Duke on X-Box FIFA (you"ll obv have to wait until after he wins the tourney)

Bounties
Kinfishi --  2 bottles of wine (standard every year)
Tighty -- 2 bottles of wine -- reason -- cos -- nuff said
Laxie -- 2 bottles of wine (only fair IMO)
Dewi -- 2 bottles of wine (to go with the 4 he will consume)

Spot prizes
First to get Aces cracked -- 2 bottles of wine
First to show 72o winning hand post flop -- 2 bottles of wine

Lets Party
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 06, 2008, 18:17:06 PM
72os bottles are MINE!  Just put me name on em now.  Will also do me level headed best to get AA cracked, so may as well put me name on them as well. 

On the plus side...I"m flying with Ryanair and have no checked bags, which means all bottles of wine (and the bottle of toffoc) must be consumed prior to my return to Ireland.  Easy peasy.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Swinebag on December 06, 2008, 18:22:20 PM
Is there a bonus if you KO kinfishi by cracking his aces with 27o??
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 06, 2008, 18:39:08 PM

Is there a bonus if you KO kinfishi by cracking his aces with 27o??


2+2+2 == a half dozen bottles of wine and the undying gratitude of all present
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 09, 2008, 21:20:35 PM

Is there a bonus if you KO kinfishi by cracking his aces with 27o??


Anyway why ain"t you coming -- lol -- nice to see you in Manc the other day
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Swinebag on December 10, 2008, 00:09:33 AM


Is there a bonus if you KO kinfishi by cracking his aces with 27o??


Anyway why ain"t you coming -- lol -- nice to see you in Manc the other day


I really fancied this tbh, but it is my end of term staff christmas do. I"d love to come over in the future though!!

Good to see you at the G as well too. I also spewed the last of my stack in a pretty similar fashion to you and not too soon after. I"m having another go this sunday if you fancy it?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 10, 2008, 07:06:29 AM

I"m having another go this sunday if you fancy it?


Will probably bring Son Of Duke as well this time
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: kinboshi on December 10, 2008, 11:03:37 AM


Is there a bonus if you KO kinfishi by cracking his aces with 27o??


2+2+2 == a half dozen bottles of wine and the undying gratitude of all present


I never get dealt AA...
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 10, 2008, 14:38:40 PM
Actually, that brings up a question.  Does the person with the AA get the bottles or the person who cracks them?  Must be sure of which side we need to play em on.  
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 10, 2008, 17:29:42 PM

Spot prizes
First to get Aces cracked -- 2 bottles of wine
First to show 72o winning hand post flop -- 2 bottles of wine


What part of the above did you not understand ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 10, 2008, 18:46:48 PM
Webcam is on the home game tonight -- just testing for the big one -- refresh every 10secs

http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html (http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/webcam.html)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 10, 2008, 18:57:21 PM
Nice one Ger. If you"re in seat 1 or 2, I wanna see those hole cards.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 10, 2008, 19:31:22 PM


Spot prizes
First to get Aces cracked -- 2 bottles of wine
First to show 72o winning hand post flop -- 2 bottles of wine


What part of the above did you not understand ::) ::) ::) ::)


Was just making sure.  Just need the aces now and that"s an easy one to win.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 10, 2008, 21:52:35 PM
came third FML -- son of duke is now heads up
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 10, 2008, 22:06:14 PM
Wee Man takes it down -- chip of someones block --
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 11, 2008, 01:00:54 AM
Duke takes down game 2 -- class is permanent -- lol
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Chipaccrual on December 11, 2008, 10:02:19 AM

Wee Man takes it down -- chip of someones block --



Duke takes down game 2 -- class is permanent -- lol


I thought your home games had no rake or fee.

Sounds like the house took a significant charge last night.   ;D


wp both
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: kinboshi on December 11, 2008, 13:54:24 PM
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 11, 2008, 17:12:06 PM




Spot prizes
First to get Aces cracked -- 2 bottles of wine
First to show 72o winning hand post flop -- 2 bottles of wine


What part of the above did you not understand ::) ::) ::) ::)


Was just making sure.  Just need the aces now and that"s an easy one to win.


First time I was at chezger, Adam cracked my aces with his fives (all-in pre), in fact I never collected my bottle of wine...


It"s vintage now and worth a lot of money
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 11, 2008, 19:06:30 PM
The only thing aged about that wine is the amount of time since you drank it.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 12, 2008, 01:41:20 AM
(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/tux.JPG)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 12, 2008, 01:41:43 AM
cute or what
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 12, 2008, 01:43:12 AM
ooops that"s over 1000 posts
(http://www.runescape.ex.lv/bildes/posti.gif)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 12, 2008, 08:02:29 AM
fooot fheeew    8)

I"d like to have seen the bow tie spinning tho

Congrats on 1000 posts
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 16, 2008, 17:01:06 PM
2 drop outs

revised seat draw (for those with difficulties with the Chezger forum)

http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/xmas.html (http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/xmas.html)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 16, 2008, 17:17:46 PM

Ger, what structure are you using on the night, levels, timings etc ?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 16, 2008, 17:44:30 PM
This is what he cooked up:

10k chips 30 minute clock

25/50
50/100
100/200
150/300

BREAK (chip up the 25"s and 50"s)

200/400
300/600
400/800
500/1000
800/1500

BREAK (Chip up the 100"s)

1000/2000
1500/3000
2000/4000
3000/6000
4000/8000  till the death
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 16, 2008, 22:54:01 PM
cooked up - cooked up - I"ll have you know it took me ages to come up with that quality structure
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 16, 2008, 23:23:27 PM

It"s pretty much like the structure I have in our league, except I have the 75/150 level and your 500/1000 equates to my 600/1200 level.......

You"re obviously a good cook Ger........  :D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: technolog on December 17, 2008, 00:19:45 AM
Tescos have my John Smith"s order...nearly ready now...can"t wait!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: kinboshi on December 17, 2008, 09:31:25 AM

Tescos have my John Smith"s order...nearly ready now...can"t wait!


Looking forward to this a lot.

Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: kinboshi on December 17, 2008, 09:31:59 AM

2 drop outs

revised seat draw (for those with difficulties with the Chezger forum)

http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/xmas.html (http://www.chezger.co.uk/html/xmas.html)


Who is "spare"?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 17, 2008, 09:33:21 AM

2 people with that name, is it possible to multi table live ?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: kinboshi on December 17, 2008, 12:19:45 PM


2 people with that name, is it possible to multi table live ?


Not at chezger - playing one table and being able to see your cards is half the challenge after the beers have been flowing.

Saying that, there are 4 Dan/Danni variations on our table.  That"ll get confusing...
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Dewi_cool on December 17, 2008, 15:04:40 PM
I.m glad I started this thread now, see you all Friday ::)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 17, 2008, 16:04:59 PM
Only 2 more sleeps!  

A wee side note - Just in case Duke goes on about how stupid it was for me to book a flight arriving at 4:50pm.  In my defence.  I live in the middle of nowhere.  The only traffic hold ups we have are cows and ice on the road.  How was I to think of rush hour traffic on the last Friday before Christmas?!?!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 17, 2008, 16:15:18 PM

Tempted to donate £50 on Friday and pop over to ChezGer..........


........In my defence.  I live in the middle of nowhere.  The only traffic hold ups we have are cows and ice on the road.  How was I to think of rush hour traffic on the last Friday before Christmas?!?!


Sounds like my kind of place.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 17, 2008, 17:38:47 PM
It is lovely here

and

go on...ya know ya want to.   :)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 17, 2008, 17:47:36 PM

Oh, I know I want to  ;D  I just wont know until Friday afternoon whether I can, and I don"t like messing folk around.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Chipaccrual on December 17, 2008, 17:52:55 PM


Oh, I know I want to  ;D  I just wont know until Friday afternoon whether I can, and I don"t like messing folk around.


Ian,

If you do, any chance of buying a stake ?

;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 17, 2008, 18:01:36 PM



Oh, I know I want to  ;D  I just wont know until Friday afternoon whether I can, and I don"t like messing folk around.


Ian,

If you do, any chance of buying a stake ?

;D


Get your sorry arse over here -- That"s a Royal Decree
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 17, 2008, 18:31:31 PM

Ian,
If you do, any chance of buying a stake ?
;D


Eh?? You want to buy a stake in Ian?? A fool and his money ... ;D

If stakes are being offered, I"m hoping Laxie"s gonna put a request out.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 17, 2008, 18:52:33 PM
Latest betting odds will follow (the bookies haven"t stop laughing since I asked for my odds.)

nb I stake the wee man and have 50% of him - he has won the home game for the last two weeks and has form cashing in St Asaph as well- its a shoe in

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Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 18, 2008, 18:05:51 PM
The new poker clock in the conservatory in time for tomorrow night

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01584.JPG)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Chipaccrual on December 18, 2008, 18:08:29 PM
When does the "Chezger Casino - Members Only" sign go up out the front ?   ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 18, 2008, 18:09:32 PM
When do I get raided -- LOL
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 18, 2008, 19:52:24 PM
Ooooooooh...a pretty tourney clock and all?!  Up to now I was mostly impressed with the bouncy castle, but now there may be a new contender for first.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Laxie on December 19, 2008, 09:49:52 AM
NO MORE SLEEPS!!!  See ya all later this afternoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 09:59:22 AM
Some say it draws more power than Sellafield
Some say it can be seen from space
Some say it is a haven for drunken bums



But we only know it as Chezger...... Webcam ready - Bouncy castle on the way - new screen in the main poker room

Priceless
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Chipaccrual on December 19, 2008, 10:42:58 AM
Good luck to one and all.

May the poker gods be good to you this evening, and failing that, hope the alcohol gods treat you right.


Is Jack still in ?



Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: jacklevel06 on December 19, 2008, 12:45:38 PM
Good luck to all taking part.Looking forward to the web cam ,when i get back from my works annual pish up.(ok i get caught up tomorrow) ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 13:42:05 PM
webcam now live

Tables set up -- bring it on
(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01585.JPG)


(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01586.JPG)


(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01587.JPG)

Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Roscopiko on December 19, 2008, 15:46:50 PM
Thats what i call a house.  Top bombing and enjoy
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 15:52:45 PM
My spare lappy is now the updaters.. It will be in my name so i deny all knowle3dge of any posts. I will try to update as much as I can but hey I intend to run deep
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: ForthThistle on December 19, 2008, 16:21:44 PM
I just want to say the best of luck for all tonight.

I wish i could be there...  Maybe next year.. (If i get an invite).

Duke....  The house looks mighty impressive and the clock is quality.

I am soooooooo  jealous and FWIW..  Son of Duke to take it down!!!!!! (If Playing).


Have a BALL and enjoy the bounce....
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 19, 2008, 16:41:44 PM

........It will be in my name so i deny all knowle3dge of any posts......


Mods on alert.......  ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 16:44:30 PM
At Liverpool airport waiting for the Legend that is Laxie -- I hate airports.

Edit: at least it kept me off the booze until I get back
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: scouse3465 on December 19, 2008, 17:31:00 PM
looks good leaving shortly !!
will see u all soon  
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 19, 2008, 18:11:30 PM
A seriously good lookin" venue Duke! Take a bow Son!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 18:17:50 PM
The gathering has begun

Jack "are you still in" Prime
Tighty
Laxie
Adam
Julie
Dan 350
Carl (aint difficult he lives next door)
Dewi

The tension is building
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 18:20:52 PM
in transit

Kinfishi - stuck on M6
Scouse - stuck up his own arse -- lol
Slider -- getting dutch courage at home
RichEO -- still asleep

etc
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 18:21:40 PM
Sharplea & Jules
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 20:36:45 PM
AA cracked already -- its all kicking off
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 20:39:19 PM
one down -- chezger league winner bites the dust AA cracked for all in
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 19, 2008, 20:41:30 PM
Who"s that at the feature table? And why is no one on the bouncy castle ... ?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 20:59:03 PM
Serious shiite here no bouncy castle --

Joobs -- bully
Laxie -- laughing
Dewi perplexed

priceless
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 19, 2008, 20:59:57 PM

I think the web cam"s stuck
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 19, 2008, 21:00:22 PM
And is that Scouse sitting quietly to the bottom right of the WebCam ... ?

Scouser, Scouser, geez a wave!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 19, 2008, 21:07:24 PM

Seems to be stuck on 20:52:29 for me, and not refreshing.....  :(
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 19, 2008, 21:42:39 PM
OK on the webcam problem
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 19, 2008, 21:54:09 PM

Strange, still stuck for me. Beginning to suspect a local problem at my end.....
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Swinebag on December 19, 2008, 21:54:35 PM
chip counts?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Jon MW on December 19, 2008, 21:55:20 PM


Strange, still stuck for me. Beginning to suspect a local problem at my end.....


Stuck for me as well

but


chip counts?


More interesting
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Swinebag on December 19, 2008, 21:55:49 PM


Strange, still stuck for me. Beginning to suspect a local problem at my end.....


I"m also stuck on the same time as you Ian
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 19, 2008, 22:05:33 PM

Well, on the plus side, it"s not a local problem to me. Looks like Ger has the problem.

Chip counts, yes, chip counts would be good......
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: jacklevel06 on December 20, 2008, 02:26:27 AM
is jack still in ?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Swinebag on December 20, 2008, 08:26:44 AM
Well, the last contact with chezger was 9.42pm last night

Looks like it got messy!!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 20, 2008, 09:42:03 AM

Suspect drink induced comas, or maybe he was raided......  ;D
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: jacklevel06 on December 20, 2008, 10:32:11 AM
Any sign of life at chezger yet ?.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Chipaccrual on December 20, 2008, 10:36:32 AM

Any sign of life at chezger yet ?.


Webcam froze from just after 8:30pm, last post on here 9:42pm, no post on chezger forum.

This is like that scene in Apollo 13, where they lose communications and are waiting, waiting for a sign.....

Chezger, come in

Chezger, this is mission control, please respond.

Is anybody out there ?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 20, 2008, 10:38:44 AM

Any sign of life at chezger yet ?.


(http://www.net10.co.uk/APAT/forum/LaughingSanta.jpg)

Surprisingly, No!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: scouse3465 on December 20, 2008, 11:16:42 AM
I am back now , ger internet went tits last night thought he had fized it but mustnt have!
When i left there was 4 left and dewi was looking odds on favourite!
good night ,
i went out quite early no bad beats to talk about just never hitting an Ak bleed away! I think cos stayed sober lol
Top place to play cards and some funny sights especially on bouncy castle and there was defo phones out takin pics so they should follow!
Any way when you get u net working cheers ger great night !
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Swinebag on December 20, 2008, 11:21:47 AM

This is like that scene in Apollo 13


LOL

Even Des is unable to release the Season 3 dates untill he has news of chezger.

The nation holds it breath.....waits.....and prays....
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Swinebag on December 20, 2008, 11:22:47 AM


This is like that scene in Apollo 13


LOL

Even Des is unable to release the Season 3 dates untill he has news of chezger.

The nation holds it breath.....waits.....and prays....



I am back now , ger internet went tits last night thought he had fized it but mustnt have!
When i left there was 4 left and dewi was looking odds on favourite!
good night ,
i went out quite early no bad beats to talk about just never hitting an Ak bleed away! I think cos stayed sober lol
Top place to play cards and some funny sights especially on bouncy castle and there was defo phones out takin pics so they should follow!
Any way when you get u net working cheers ger great night !


crumbs....prayer answered before I had time to post
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: Chipaccrual on December 20, 2008, 11:27:08 AM


crumbs....prayer answered before I had time to post


lol

You never thought Scouse would be the answer to your prays Rob ?
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 20, 2008, 15:37:15 PM
My head hurts
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 20, 2008, 15:38:25 PM
Before we even started

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/dan.JPG)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 20, 2008, 15:40:36 PM
Dawn & Julie on the castle

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01589.JPG)

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01590.JPG)

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01591.JPG)

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01592.JPG)
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 20, 2008, 15:56:18 PM
Laxie here.  Brain dead after the night and can"t remember my log in details.  It was a mad one.  A whole new level of poker being played.  While much emphasis was put on hands like 27os, I taught them a thing or two about the power of 2"s and 3"s...with the odd 4 or 5 being thrown in for good measure.  Shocking hands were played.  Shocking hand were won with even less.  And a great time was had by all.  Bouncy castles...I shouldn"t be left on one...EVER!  

This evening we"re threatening to head to a pub nearby.  Have a few and then head back to ChezGer for round 2 with a mini £10 tourney.  Considering the lack of respect everyone had for their £50, I can"t even imagine what types of hands we"ll be showing during a £10 tourney.  Can"t wait!

Apologies for lack of updates.  Don"t buy the "internet trouble" excuse...we were all just too pished to think of it. 

God help me liver.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 20, 2008, 16:12:05 PM

Well, the last contact with chezger was 9.42pm last night

Looks like it got messy!!


Trying to use an ashtray as the mouse probably didn"t help in fixing the problem
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 20, 2008, 16:31:56 PM

Lol, I"m so annoyed I missed the fun.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 20, 2008, 16:42:46 PM
Result (more laughs to follow when I sober up)

Adrian
Mike N
Digger
Dewi
Dawn

Some sort od drunken chop that left Adrian with 1st prize money -- figure that one out or maybe just say it was a typical Chezger chop  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Son of Duke bubbled (I"ll have to have a talk with that boy)

Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 21, 2008, 09:44:32 AM
Laxie here.  We outlasted The Duke.  Wee man and this woman drank him under the table last night.  We"re takng away his drinking card this morning.  He doesn"t deserve it!

As for the poker.  Sighhhhhh.  They were all over every move tried last night.  Bunch of fish, the lot of em.  lol  

Flying home in a couple of hours with a damaged liver, the start of a bad cold and loads of great memories.  Thanks Lads!    
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 23, 2008, 20:43:04 PM
Webcam NOW

women in skimpy santa outfits
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: HaworthBantam on December 23, 2008, 20:47:57 PM

[whistles lewdly]
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 23, 2008, 20:52:55 PM
Coming ...  probably better to say "going" (and to the webcam page I mean)!!

Sweet! I"d prefer a proper pose than that blurry-movement effect. Get the aperture adjusted pls your Dukeness.
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 23, 2008, 20:55:35 PM
wait till I get em on the bouncy castle -- lololololololo
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 23, 2008, 21:00:50 PM
I hope everyone on here knows you Duke ... you"re not giving off a great first impression ...

(http://www.net10.co.uk/APAT/forum/duke_dodgy.gif)

80s Porn Star?? Crimewatch?? You decide ...
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 23, 2008, 21:09:14 PM
all of the above
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: lukybugur on December 23, 2008, 21:39:48 PM
5 girlies on the Cam now - sadly not on the Main Attraction tho  :-\
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 23, 2008, 22:15:12 PM
All female santa"s on the castle in 15 mins -- I need a plan
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 23, 2008, 22:19:10 PM
Ah I know -- a group pic
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: technolog on December 23, 2008, 22:47:10 PM
FFS all I"ve got is some bloke my size on his moby!
Title: Re: Pre Xmas Turkey Shoot
Post by: duke3016 on December 23, 2008, 22:51:17 PM
.. nearly -- get em all next time

(http://www.chezger.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01593.JPG)