HALLELUJAH (SORT OF)
Oh Des Duffy you are the man
You"ve done things that no other can
You will publish season 3, and surely that"ll do ya?
That"ll do ya, that"ll do ya, that"ll do ya, that"ll do-oo-oo ya.
Hey James Eccles of WSOP
We"re all so glad that you won some
To money pocketed and with a pair of Red Two-Two'sa
Red Two-Two-sa, Red Two-Two-sa, Red Two-Two-sa, Red Two-Two-oo-oo sa.
Lukybugur you"re just ace
You might not have won every race
Still, nice to know The Dukes a loser
Is a loser, is a loser, is a loser, is a lo-oo-oo-ser.
Scouser go take a bow
The things you did made us go wow!
The ladies loved you "cos you"re such a schmoozer
Such a schmoozer, such a schmoozer, such a schmoozer, such a schmoo-oo-oo-zer.
So join me as we sing this song
A year when APAT could do no wrong
A very merry happy Christmas to ya
Christmas to ya, Christmas to ya, Christmas to ya, Christmas to-oo-oo ya