My sister got a Nintendo Wii for £10
Eddy Murphy accent; shuddup!!!
Special Woolworths bargain.
She works for them (until the 5th when her store closes).
They can only accept refunds for faulty goods, so when people want to return things they have to say it"s faulty (or they might be particularly stupid and just think it"s faulty).
They aren"t in any position to send them back to the manufacturers (as they would have done) so they just make a donation to the Christmas fund which is what they"re going to pay to go for a drink with when it"s all over.
Hence:
6 foot Christmas Tree = £0.01
Dyson Vacuum Cleaner = £5 (that one was actually faulty but they only needed a connector for the lead which cost a fiver)
and
Nintentdo Wii = £10
(+plenty of other bits and bobs)
And if she doesn"t find another job soon enough, she can always earn money by selling it all on ebay.
