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mporter123

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50 Shades of Grey
« on: June 28, 2012, 12:53:06 PM »
Anyone read this? Girlfriend got it at the weekend and couldn"t put it down. I flicked through it for a minute and just looked like filth.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 13:09:42 PM »
The very quiet, very mumsy lady who is a regular at G Stockton was sat reading a book on her iPad druing the break on Sunday....
Looking rather flushed too

It"s basically Mills & Boon with a bit of porny bondage thrown in. Handsome, rich beyond your dreams, young man is attracted to 21yr-old virgin and....

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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2012, 18:07:44 PM »
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 20:32:19 PM »
Bsically porn for the Mrs, what would she say if you were sat next to her reading your latest copy of Razzle?
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2012, 11:54:14 AM »
Quote from: Mikeyboy9361 on June 28, 2012, 20:32:19 PM

Bsically porn for the Mrs, what would she say if you were sat next to her reading your latest copy of Razzle?


She slapped me  ;D
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2012, 11:56:34 AM »
Quote from: Mikeyboy9361 on June 28, 2012, 20:32:19 PM

Bsically porn for the Mrs, what would she say if you were sat next to her reading your latest copy of Razzle?


What"s Razzle?!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2012, 12:38:30 PM »
My wife was reading that 50 Shades of Grey in bed last night and I could tell she was turned on because she suddenly put the book down and started licking her lips.The benefits of being a gymnast I suppose.


50 shades of grey is quite a easy read i heard most women just flicked through it.......


"Been reading "50 Shades of Grey" have you?" I asked my secretary when she strode into work this morning.Blushing bright red she said, "How the hell do you know that? I have it downloaded on my Kindle and I only read it in discrete corners of the train so nobody can look over my shoulder.""Simple", I replied, "Every time you take a step I can hear a squelching sound."

My wife has just got a electric shock while reading 50 shades of grey on her kindle!!That will teach her to use it with wet fingers!!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2012, 13:09:46 PM »
Missus said its buzzing around the staff room at school! I did smile to myself

What"s it is, she asked, I explained, now she wondered how I know so much! I just said I read it on a Poker forum.

That was wasted too
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2012, 17:25:46 PM »
Quote from: mporter123 on June 29, 2012, 11:56:34 AM

Quote from: Mikeyboy9361 on June 28, 2012, 20:32:19 PM

Bsically porn for the Mrs, what would she say if you were sat next to her reading your latest copy of Razzle?


What"s Razzle?!

I seem to remember a Mag of that name going round school in the 70"s
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2012, 09:39:38 AM »
Iv Just read 50 shades of grey to see what the fuss was all about......

I never knew a dulux colour chart could be so gripping.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2012, 11:17:08 AM »
Quote from: mporter123 on June 28, 2012, 12:53:06 PM

Anyone read this? Girlfriend got it at the weekend and couldn"t put it down. I flicked through it for a minute and just looked like filth.
I had to buy it on ebay for the wife before i go on holiday next week because i couldnt get it anywhere and they only had the 3rd book for sale, flicked through a few pages and couldnt put it down lol  :-[, pure filth in a hardback lol
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2012, 19:14:53 PM »
Donna read the whole Trilogy in a week. She said that she had read books that were filthier.  :o
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2012, 19:03:59 PM »
I"ve not read "em and because everyone is saying I have to, I"ve no intention of it.  
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2012, 20:33:10 PM »
Of course you could always get the gentlemens version , 50 Shades of Earl Grey ...
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2012, 20:33:46 PM »
I read a great book on glue making once....I couldn"t put it down!
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