1) Thou shall not tell bad beat stories for they are the work of the devil
2) Thou shall not call thy opponent "Donk" or "Fish" when they win all your chips
3) Thou shall remind thyself that thou are not as good a player as thou thinks thou are
4) Thou shall not talk about pot odds when making a ridiculous call for nobody is fooled
5) Thou shall read daily from the writings of the prophet Harrington
6) Thou shall regard all followers of APAT as equal whether they play in $5,$10,$20 or $50 buy in tourneys
7) Thou shall treat all followers of APAT as equal whether they worship at their home shrines of In-ter-net or attend the mighty temples of Gros-ven-or
Thou shall go forth and spread the word of APAT and shall welcome all new followers
9) To attain the highest spiritual state, thou must visit the holy city of Las Vegas at least once in thy lifetime
10) Thou shall covet thy neighbour"s chips and mercilessly reraise him off pots