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Fatcatstu

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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #450 on: March 04, 2013, 16:06:30 PM »
If you get to meet her you will have one over on the rest of us...
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #451 on: March 04, 2013, 16:16:25 PM »
Quote from: Fatcatstu on March 04, 2013, 16:06:30 PM

If you get to meet her you will have one over on the rest of us...


Introduce wife to be to Stu?



Emmmmm......

Stu did meet previous girlfriend once who even after my prewarnings thought he was a fantastic chap. Stu was to be fair sober at the time. And. She. Was. Fairly. Mental x
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #452 on: March 04, 2013, 17:11:20 PM »
Fairly mental?
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #453 on: March 04, 2013, 17:24:22 PM »
I promise Stu will behave.  If he gets even remotely out of line, we"ll strap him to a chair and muzzle him.  She won"t think that"s at all odd.  Honest.
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #454 on: March 04, 2013, 17:59:55 PM »
Quote from: Laxie on March 04, 2013, 17:24:22 PM

I promise Stu will behave.  If he gets even remotely out of line, we"ll strap him to a chair and muzzle him.  She won"t think that"s at all odd.  Honest.


Blind leading the blind here me thinks ;) ;)
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #455 on: March 04, 2013, 19:19:53 PM »
Quote from: Laxie on March 04, 2013, 17:24:22 PM

I promise Stu will behave.  If he gets even remotely out of line, we"ll strap him to a chair and muzzle him.  She won"t think that"s at all odd.  Honest.


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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #456 on: March 04, 2013, 19:34:23 PM »

He needs adjusting alright

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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #457 on: March 08, 2013, 12:28:20 PM »
Quote from: Fatcatstu on March 04, 2013, 16:06:30 PM

If you get to meet her you will have one over on the rest of us...


Tick

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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #458 on: March 11, 2013, 13:11:29 PM »
Pop Quiz Hotshot....



OK heres the scenario you find yourself in.

1. You"re in lakes at a guest house
2. Its around 3am
3. You"ve drank way too much. Champagne and Guinness.. shots have all flowed a little too much.. if thats possible.
4. You"ve made it back to the guest house and into bed
5. But... then mistake the door to the toilet as the door outside
6. Before you realise the door shuts behind you
7. Your girlfriend is passed out inside and cannot be waken
8. Reception is a seperate building through a carpark and along a main road
9. Its around -1 outside..  and we"re stood with just a pair of snazzy purple pants on

What next  :-\

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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #459 on: March 11, 2013, 13:56:45 PM »
Seriously, this sounds like something Mr Prime can help you with.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 14:31:29 PM by Paulie_D »
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #460 on: March 11, 2013, 14:17:54 PM »
It"s gonna be cold, yer gonna be laughed at, but no choice...leg it to reception for a key and hope yer still pished enough to ask for a cheeky drive back to yer guest house when ya get there.  Also, be glad you still had pants on.  Others who have gone before weren"t as lucky.  
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #461 on: March 11, 2013, 16:31:15 PM »
Stop buying purple underwear simples!!
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #462 on: March 11, 2013, 17:28:42 PM »
Phone for a taxi offer him £20, get your key, go back, get your wallet, pay the driver (remembering to keep the key on you at all times) and have a good giggle while you are doing all this..........
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #463 on: March 11, 2013, 17:43:25 PM »
Quote from: duke3016 on March 11, 2013, 17:28:42 PM

Phone for a taxi offer him £20, get your key, go back, get your wallet, pay the driver (remembering to keep the key on you at all times) and have a good giggle while you are doing all this..........


This ... very much giggling all the way



.... then quickly go back to O.P and fix point No.7 (unless you"re posting this on behalf of a mate  ;D)
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Re: Mr Brightside
« Reply #464 on: March 11, 2013, 17:54:43 PM »
Where"s he stashing his phone these days?!
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