APAT's Ten Commandments of Poker

[Chipaccrual]

Quick read of Rodders blog this morning got me thinking. If there were a ten commandments of poker or APAT, what would they be ?

Suggestions please, either funny, serious or simply profound.

[Chipaccrual]

Thou shalt not admit to seeing Des Duffy buying drinks at the bar

[Chipaccrual]

Thou shalt not call an allin from a Northern Irish player, they won"t have it, but they"ll get there.

[Chipaccrual]

Thou shall use poker stove and review hands for an equal amount of time to which you sit at a poker table. (one from noble1)

[Chipaccrual]

Thou shalt not agree to the addition of any wedge of fruit to a bottle of Corona

[AAroddersAA]

Thou shalt not waste any given Friday night at APAT playing poker

[Paulie_D]

Thou shalt not allow the use of video recording devices in karaoke bars.

Thou shalt not sleep anywhere except in designated accommodation

[Paulie_D]

Thou shalt have no other God but Tighty

Thou shalt not have any avatar that in any way resembles your true likeness

Thou shalt not call upon the poker angels with the trumpets of "One Time"

Thou shalt not steal saving thou art on the button...or the hijack

Thou shalt not check it down

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour....unless heads-up

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour"s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour"s....except his chips.

[SirPercival]

Thou shalt not play AJ

[Sef]

Thou shalt not drink double vodkas when playing just because "it"s only an extra pound"  

[PHIL_TC]

Thou shalt not sleep with random Russian men  

[Curlarge]

Thou shalt not play pocket Jacks for eternity

Thou shalt ignore all persuasion techniques from certain female members concerning Karaoke participation

Thou shalt understand that when attending an APAT gathering and alcohol drips from ones mouth, "you are full"

Thou shalt learn how to exit a taxi in the wee small hours

Thou shalt have a full working knowledge of all 24 hour "Golden M" establishments throughout the land

Thou shalt take heed of all that is said by the messiah known as "Ger"

Thou shalt similarly ignore all that is said by an irritating man  

Thou shalt love and cuddle all that come from the land known as "The Massive"

[Santino67]

Thou shalt not meet any better people than APAT members

[pables]

Thou shalt not meet any better people than APAT members

Amen

[kohan]

Thou shalt not meet any better people than APAT members

Amen

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