Ransom Demand

[Paulie_D]

What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?

That"s the gag to stop it screaming while it"s being tortured by listening to recordings of Stu.

[Fatcatstu]

I don"t know who you are. I don"t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don"t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my medal go now, that"ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don"t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tell you alllllll about when I won the European championships once.

[Paulie_D]

I don"t know who you are. I don"t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don"t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my medal go now, that"ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don"t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tell you alllllll about when I won the European championships once.

Does that skill set include ripping off dialogue from Liam Neeson movies?

I doubt these people (who ever they may be   )will worry about that.

[HOLDorFOLD]

What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?

Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..   x

[fandango]

What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?

Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..   x

Image in my head has just produced chunks in my throat.. thanks Phil xx

[Des]

lol...awesome thread!  

[MAIR]

lol!

[shug]

What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?

Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..   x

It was only a silver, what would it have been like if it was Gold

[Paulie_D]

What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?

Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..   x

It was only a silver, what would it have been like if it was Gold

Simples

[Fatcatstu]

Would have been like a Japanese bukake party tbh

[Santino67]

Ok the ransom remains unpaid so the medal has been moved to a secret location. Await new instructions!!!! Do not contact the authorities or the consequences will be severe.

Call in the CSI team to analyse the reflections in the medal to work out where this picture was taken.

Will pay a reverse ransom to keep this running longer - someone set up a justgiving page!

Looks like bars on a window sill......standard Travelodge room  

[HOLDorFOLD]

Ok the ransom remains unpaid so the medal has been moved to a secret location. Await new instructions!!!! Do not contact the authorities or the consequences will be severe.

Call in the CSI team to analyse the reflections in the medal to work out where this picture was taken.

Will pay a reverse ransom to keep this running longer - someone set up a justgiving page!

Looks like bars on a window sill......standard Travelodge room  

Really? Hmmmm maybe it"s the woman in me but it looks like a wire frezzer drawer thing in a very clean unused fridge ;-)

[Chipaccrual]

It looks sunny, so can"t be anywhere oop norf  

[Des]

IP address information for sale...

[HOLDorFOLD]

IP address information for sale...

The ransom would probably be cheaper to pay ;-)