Duke attempts the Impossible

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LOL just LOL

Advert for "A very British Party"

"show all the people who don"t like me, and there are a lot who dont like me" - hmm wonder why love  

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Off to the aquarium tonight. Had a funny last couple of days that I must write about in a sober moment..

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Cashed in the aquarium last night (2nd on a chip countback to Carl) so maybe I can improve

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"During McCaw"s rugby career Canterbury won the NPC (later ITM Cup) five times and the Crusaders reached the Super Rugby semi-finals nine times, going on to win the final on four of these occasions. Since his debut the All Blacks have won seven Tri Nations titles, completed three successful Grand Slam tours and won the Bledisloe Cup eight times. He became New Zealands most capped All Black captain and became first All Black to reach 100 caps. He has been named the International Rugby Board (IRB) International Player of The Year a record three times. In 2010 his contract was NZ$750,000 per year, making him the equal highest paid player in New Zealand."

says it all really probably the best player in the world right now.

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Car only failed it's MOT with excessive wear on the track rod ends £30 for the pair.. result

Settling down now for the next installment of the Chezger League tonight, always fun and great craic.

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I raise with an open ender and a flush draw, get called by middle pair no help on river

I have a set and call an all in by someone with an open ender and a flush draw they fill.

I get them all in the middle with AA lose to AK

I have AK short stack and run into AA and lose


My bowling was awesome this evening though  

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Watching Paul Merson on C5 - the Allure of the Seas is one feck off boat(ship?) it"s frigging enormous.

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Tough week - tough Friday need to be amused - aquarium it is then  

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Gutted to be missing the APAT as I always do but duty calls and my employer pays for my jollies.  

There is always Vegas next month to compensate.  

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Made the FT in the aquarium (good result with 2 tables   ) went out with v Carl"s - good craic as usual and a wee bit tender this morning.

Jobs for today ---- none   settling down to rail the team event in Luton - Good Luck all......

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All screens set up, TV for sport - Lappy screen for work - Third screen for APAT live updates - Saturdays are made for this

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Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics..

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year
Also, they probably have the best "corporate" pension scheme in the country

Yep it is our esteemed MP's and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

GGWP

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The beauty of local garages came to light today. I sprinted to my car today to go to work and the screen was wet, I clicked on the wiper and it crawled across the screen at 1mm per hour. Manually assisted, I dragged the fecker across the screen, I cleared it and went to work.

Rang the garage and dropped it down at lunchtime and left it with them. Picked it up at 5pm this evening and the garage owner said "We'll give you that one I remember replacing that a few months ago"

Definitely priceless. GG WP Gary..