Duke attempts the Impossible

[duke3016]

The birds were in fantastic voice, where is a shotgun when you need one.

I put the fake owl in the front tree today...  Yeah, u dont like the noise, I dont like the fkers crapping on my car from the tree...!!    Lets see if it works lol...

Carl"s Owl -- he looks mean   Feckers will probably just move to my tree now

[zzBlizzardzz]

I wondered where that owl went. Was on door step when I dropped Carl off from APAT London. So it"s basically been sitting around inside for several weeks.

[Shogun112]

The birds were in fantastic voice, where is a shotgun when you need one.

I put the fake owl in the front tree today...  Yeah, u dont like the noise, I dont like the fkers crapping on my car from the tree...!!    Lets see if it works lol...

Carl"s Owl -- he looks mean   Feckers will probably just move to my tree now

PSML - You photographed it lol

[Shogun112]

I wondered where that owl went. Was on door step when I dropped Carl off from APAT London. So it"s basically been sitting around inside for several weeks.

There was comedy value at both the cats walking up the stairs, and as they passed the owl, they ran past it lol..

[zzBlizzardzz]

It will work for a week or so then they will start to crap on the owl.

[Shogun112]

The birds were in fantastic voice, where is a shotgun when you need one.

I put the fake owl in the front tree today...  Yeah, u dont like the noise, I dont like the fkers crapping on my car from the tree...!!    Lets see if it works lol...

Carl"s Owl -- he looks mean   Feckers will probably just move to my tree now

I wonder if the birds will see the red cable ties and realise it cant be real - lol

[Shogun112]

The birds were in fantastic voice, where is a shotgun when you need one.

I put the fake owl in the front tree today...  Yeah, u dont like the noise, I dont like the fkers crapping on my car from the tree...!!    Lets see if it works lol...

Carl"s Owl -- he looks mean   Feckers will probably just move to my tree now

Get yerself a plazzy owl in yer tree like I did lol

[duke3016]

Going up market -- Hawk FTW

[duke3016]

Random Austria Pictures
Right - there I was holding da nutz and........


If I stay far enough away from the cash games maybe I willnot donk off any more money


Hmmm I just know he said something rude and what does 5 red cards in the middle mean


Right I must look like I am writing his name - but how the feck do you spell it


Drink - Feck - Ar$e

[duke3016]

I was writing brief paper today on our Informix database and came to a startling conclusion.

Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word database are typed with the left hand?  Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP keyboard was designed, among other things, to facilitate the even use of both hands.  It follows, therefore, that writing about databases is not only unnatural, but a lot harder than it appears.

It was a slow day  

[Shogun112]

I was writing brief paper today on our Informix database and came to a startling conclusion.

Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word database are typed with the left hand?  Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP keyboard was designed, among other things, to facilitate the even use of both hands.  It follows, therefore, that writing about databases is not only unnatural, but a lot harder than it appears.

It was a slow day  

AND...  The word...  TYPEWRITER is made from letters just on the top row..!!

[zzBlizzardzz]

You guys need to get out more.

[duke3016]

Phil Taylor is awesome - after an 8-1 demolition of King he faces Wade in the final.

Should be a cracker

[duke3016]

Taylor goes 1-0 down then hits a 9 darter -- WOW

[duke3016]

Taylor goes 1-0 down then hits a 9 darter -- WOW

FFS another 9 darter from Taylor