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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3015 on: December 30, 2010, 09:13:38 AM »
Well?  Did ya remember yer shirt this morning?   :D

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3016 on: December 30, 2010, 11:37:19 AM »

Well?  Did ya remember yer shirt this morning?   :D


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« Reply #3017 on: December 30, 2010, 12:16:47 PM »
For what it"s worth Ger, I also had a very unfortunate incident on the same day last week so i feel your pain  :D
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3018 on: December 30, 2010, 12:29:43 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3019 on: December 30, 2010, 12:34:31 PM »

For what it"s worth Ger, I also had a very unfortunate incident on the same day last week so i feel your pain  :D


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3020 on: December 30, 2010, 18:48:36 PM »
Myself and Carl are off to the aquarium for the rebuy night - could get messy.  ::)

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3021 on: December 30, 2010, 19:09:46 PM »

Myself and Carl are off to the aquarium for the rebuy night - could get messy.  ::)
Found the Scottish version of the aquarium on tuesday night,in one of our local pubs.£10 rebuy for 2 hours.Certainly wasn"t for the faint hearted.
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3022 on: December 30, 2010, 23:34:12 PM »


Myself and Carl are off to the aquarium for the rebuy night - could get messy.  ::)
Found the Scottish version of the aquarium on tuesday night,in one of our local pubs.£10 rebuy for 2 hours.Certainly wasn"t for the faint hearted.


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3023 on: December 31, 2010, 19:17:28 PM »
As this year disappears into the past and another one slides into its place I reflect ..

Oh bolocks reflect my ar$e I will be raising a glass to all my friends as the bell strikes 12.



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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3024 on: January 01, 2011, 12:27:02 PM »
So 2010 is gone and a new year beckons. It's one of those funny old dates today, depending on how you write your dates --  1/1/11.

Anyway how did you treat the passing of midnight.

Are you an optimist, like Des and did you stay up to embrace the New Year and all that it will bring.  ;D

Or are you a pessimist, like squirrel fish and stayed up to make sure the old year left.   >:(

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3025 on: January 01, 2011, 12:53:28 PM »
Quotes from 2010

"Soon" Des

"Right, I am going to try to get into the Darts. At worst, should freshen the mental arithmetic" Tighty

"Did I tell you I won a medal" Ian

"Did I tell you I won another medal" Ian

"Choose a spot - any spot" Honeybadg

"Unlucky mate, always the big hand clashes that hit you" Grant

"Although my results this year have been excellent this is more due to positive variance than actually being any good." Rodders

"Who's that sleeping in my bed" Stu

"I have lost my sim card" Stu

"I have lost my car keys" Stu

"I have lost my mind" Stu

"Damnit Damnit Damnit" Paulie

"As i was leisurely getting ready, heard some noise and turned around and 3 boys were looking into my room." Maylis

"Sometimes poker can be such an easy game" George

"Never represent a hand that your opponent has" Jack

"When you have finished there you come back here and " Lady in Vienna

"Where's your hair dye darling" PhilTC


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3026 on: January 01, 2011, 13:08:18 PM »
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3027 on: January 01, 2011, 13:17:28 PM »
A Buckingham palace spokesman was said to be livid that news of some of this year"s New Year Honour recipients had leaked out. The spokesman was said to be especially incensed as he had intended selling it to the newspapers himself.

The list, full of OBEs (Other Buggers Efforts), MBEs (May Be Essential) and assorted new Lord and Lady honours, recognizes the true worth of many people who are generally too useless to be awarded anything else.

Some of the names appearing on the leaked list this year included:

Paulie for services to the Travel Industry
Leigh for his contribution to Casino TD's
PhilTC for his contribution to the Hairdressing profession.
Stu for Russian International Relations.
Ger for demonstrating that even people who have the IQ of a telegraph pole can get on in life
Des for destroying the time continuum vortices
Jack for services to the clothing industry.
Mark for kindness to penguins
Scouse for his contribution to the Noise Abatement Society.
Don for his stellar attempt of walking on water
The whole of the BCPC for their contribution to the English Language

The Prime Minister was said to also be a little miffed, especially as the misplaced names weren"t on a disk or hard drive and weren"t lost by Tighty.


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3028 on: January 01, 2011, 13:32:02 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It"s the personal touch that makes the difference.....


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3029 on: January 01, 2011, 15:10:11 PM »
Going to make an effort to go see a few films in 2011. Perusing the proposed offerings I might need help in deciding whether to go. Maybe I shouldn't read reviews...

1) THE KING"S SPEECH (NO)
Released 7 January, this handsome period drama is fast emerging as a right royal awards contender in the run-up to next year"s Academy Awards on 27 February. Colin Firth has been tipped for greatness for his performance as reluctant British king George VI, a monarch who turns to an unconventional speech therapist to cure him of a debilitating stammer.

2) TRUE GRIT (YES)
Released 14 January, this old-school western is less a remake of the 1969 John Wayne vehicle than a gritty adaptation of the book that inspired it. Jeff Bridges swaps his futuristic costumes from Tron: Legacy for an eye-patch and Stetson in this tale of a US marshal who helps a young woman pursue her father"s killer.

3) BLACK SWAN (NO)
Released 21 January, this heady drama sees Natalie Portman don a tutu to play a young ballet dancer obsessed with the dual lead roles in Tchaikovsky"s Swan Lake. Its US director Darren Aronofsky previously directed Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler, another story of an obsessive athlete driven to the extremes of physical endurance.

4) TANGLED (NO)
Released 28 January, this 3D interpretation of the Rapunzel fairy tale is the 50th animated feature to be produced by the Walt Disney company. It"s a charming and boisterous affair in which its long-tressed heroine - voiced by singer Mandy Moore - is anything but a shrinking violet.

5) THE DEBT (YES)
Released 11 February, this remake of a 2007 Israeli film is a tense thriller about Mossad agents on a mission to kill a Nazi war criminal in the 1960s. Avatar star Sam Worthington and Dame Helen Mirren head the cast of a John Madden film sure to invite comparisons with Steven Spielberg"s 2005 drama Munich.

6) THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU (YES)
Released 4 March, this futuristic thriller tells of a politician and a dancer whose romance faces unexpected opposition from literal "agents" of fate. Matt Damon and Emily Blunt co-star in a film that - like Blade Runner, Minority Report and Total Recall before it - takes its inspiration from the writings of sci-fi guru Philip K Dick.

7) THE EAGLE (NO)
Released 18 March, this adaptation of classic children"s novel The Eagle of the Ninth tells of a Roman officer and his British slave who venture beyond Hadrian"s Wall into tribal Caledonia (Scotland). US actor Channing Tatum and Billy Elliot"s Jamie Bell - both using their natural accents - play master and servant in this gritty saga from Scottish director Kevin Macdonald.

8.) BATTLE: LOS ANGELES (YES)
Released 25 March, this science-fiction action epic views an alien invasion of Earth from the perspective of the US soldiers fighting against it. Aaron Eckhart and Michelle Rodriguez are among the Marines on the ground in a film that, despite being set in the City of Angels, was largely shot 1,600 miles away in Louisiana.

9) THOR (YES)
Released 29 April, the latest fantasy film from the Marvel Comics universe tells of a Norse god from a distant planet who is banished to Earth. Starring Australian Chris Hemsworth in the title role and Sir Anthony Hopkins as his father Odin, it represents a change of pace for director Kenneth Branagh after several big-screen Shakespeare adaptations.

10) PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES (YES)
Released 18 May, the fourth instalment in Disney"s swashbuckling series sees Johnny Depp reprising his Oscar-nominated role as wily pirate Captain Jack Sparrow. Geoffrey Rush and Penelope Cruz are also along for the ride, which sees them embarking on a quest to find the mystical Fountain of Youth.

11) X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (NO)
Released 2 June, this prequel - like 2009 release X-Men Origins: Wolverine - charts the early lives of superheroes from the enduring comic book series. Directed by Matthew Vaughn, it sees Atonement"s James McAvoy and Hunger"s Michael Fassbender as younger versions of the characters Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen played in the X-Men trilogy.

12) RISE OF THE APES (YES)
Released 24 June, Rupert Wyatt"s Planet of the Apes prequel imagines how that film"s intelligent simians first came to be gentically engineered. Andy Serkis - no stranger to monkey business after 2005"s King Kong - plays another primate alongside Spider-Man actor James Franco and Freida Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire.

13) TRANSFORMERS: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON (NO)
Released 29 June, the third instalment in the toy-inspired fantasy series promises more explosive mayhem involving giant sentient robots. Shia LaBeouf is once again caught up in the craziness, though this time his Sam Witwicky character won"t have Megan Fox to help him out of scrapes.

14) HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2 (YES)
Released 15 July, the eighth movie in the boy wizard series brings the decade-long franchise - based on the bestsellers by JK Rowling - to an action-packed conclusion. For those who have grown up alongside Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint, David Yates"s film is sure to be an emotional experience.

15) CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (YES)
Released 29 July, 2011"s second raid on the Marvel Comics back catalogue sees Chris Evans - the actor, not the DJ - play a young man transformed into a superhero during World War II. Rising British actors Dominic Cooper and Hayley Atwell pad out the cast of a film that shot key scenes in London, Liverpool and south Wales.

16) TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, SPY (YES)
Released 16 September, this big-screen adaptation of the John le Carre spy novel sees Gary Oldman take on the George Smiley role made famous by Sir Alec Guinness. Set during the Cold War, the film - in which Colin Firth and Benedict Cumberbatch also appear - tells of a retired MI6 agent drawn back into the world of international espionage.

17) THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN: THE SECRET OF THE UNICORN (NO)
Released 28 October, this eagerly awaited blockbuster sees director Steven Spielberg bring Herge"s iconic cartoon hero to life using sophisticated motion-capture technology. To the layman, this means the characters will look like we remember them, even if they are "played" by the likes of Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis and Simon Pegg.

18) THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1 (NO)
Released 18 November, the fourth Twilight film is the first of two to be drawn from the final book in Stephenie Meyer"s best-selling vampire series. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will return as Bella Swan and her bloodsucking beloved Edward, with Dreamgirls" Bill Condon becoming the latest director behind the camera.

19) MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL (YES)
Released 16 December, the latest Mission: Impossible film sees Tom Cruise play Ethan Hunt for the fourth time.
Filming on Brad Bird"s action adventure has already taken place at the world"s tallest building - the Burj Kalifa in downtown Dubai.

20) THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (YES)
Released 26 December, the English language version of Stieg Larsson"s international bestseller stars Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara as its Swedish crime-fighting duo. David Fincher directs the first of three proposed movies based on the late author"s novels, which have already been filmed in their native Scandinavia.


Hmm that"s 12/20 I will go to - need that excellent film critic tighty to help me here  ::)