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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3285 on: February 20, 2011, 10:11:10 AM »

"The following film contains scenes of a sexual nature and strong language fron the outset"

Am I watching this - oh yes

Just a typical episode of Shameless!
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3286 on: February 20, 2011, 12:19:12 PM »
Watching the "Super 15" at the moment - WOW GG World Cup.

The speed, handling and aggression, coupled with ball retention makes the northern hemisphere club games look like U12"s

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3287 on: February 20, 2011, 21:35:37 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3288 on: February 21, 2011, 00:06:16 AM »
So tonight I want to order a film off Sky, wanted to watch RED. I do not have a phone line connected because I am paranoid, so I ring up.

"Hello, my name is ***** how may I help you"
"I want to order a film"
"your name please"
"Gerard Smyth"
"First line of your address"
"2 Gloucester Close"
"And your pass word"
"erm is it my mother's maiden name"
"I can't tell you that sir"
"Shyte is it a number"
"I can't tell you that sir"
"Bugger I don't know it then, I have forgotten"
"I can change it for you"
"Thanks"
"What would you like it to be"

Priceless........

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3289 on: February 21, 2011, 18:28:00 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3290 on: February 21, 2011, 19:11:20 PM »
Ger...

Is this Week 3..
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3291 on: February 21, 2011, 19:13:31 PM »
No, it"s week 2 and week 2 means Swindon, magic roundabouts and dodgy food....

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3292 on: February 21, 2011, 19:56:04 PM »
Is Week 3 still going ahead.
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3293 on: February 21, 2011, 21:31:10 PM »

Is Week 3 still going ahead.


So far - scheduled for next week...

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3294 on: February 22, 2011, 17:49:42 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3295 on: February 23, 2011, 19:54:27 PM »
Week 2 done (Swindon) and dusted early, now for the toughy - Week 3 travel to Scotland and sort out Livingston

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3296 on: February 23, 2011, 23:29:06 PM »
Pokerstars tonight, changed dramatically, no more analysis - no more positional play, basically no more proper play. Wait wait wait - shove - wait wait wait - shove.

LOL

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3297 on: February 24, 2011, 08:31:30 AM »
Yemen, Libya, Egypt, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Algeria, Jordan, Tunisia, Morocco, Bahrain etc etc

Perm any one from loads for who"s next and will we see the £2 litre of petrol.......

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3298 on: February 24, 2011, 11:30:13 AM »

Yemen, Libya, Egypt, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Algeria, Jordan, Tunisia, Morocco, Bahrain etc etc

Perm any one from loads for who"s next and will we see the £2 litre of petrol.......


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #3299 on: February 24, 2011, 11:32:28 AM »
Be interesting if N.Korea people decide to revolt...How quick would the west intervene then!?
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