Now I am not one really to speak about relationships but I do feel that I have an insight into some of the translations that are required when a woman opens her mouth.
For an example when a woman says "FINE" This does not mean good etc, this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right and you need to shut up.
"NOTHING" means "something" and you should be wary, and very worried, start racking your brain for what the hell you have done wrong.
"GO AHEAD" uttered by a woman, this is a dare, and is NOT permission. For God's sake don't do it.
"WHATEVER" an interesting word that when spat out by a woman actually means F*You.
"THAT"S OK" beware this really means that she"s thinking long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Any other words that are different in translation?