Duke attempts the Impossible

[AMRN]

That"s like the fix for worrying engine noises - turn the radio up loud and the worrying engine noises magically go away. Problem solved.

[HaworthBantam]

I have an annoying little amber light that comes on every 500 miles or so - £100 spend at the garage and it goes off.

500 miles later...

[duke3016]

[technolog]

Congrats on your 250th page Ger.

[technolog]

Dawn"s flight will be booked this week and my hotel reservation details will be amended

What a trip it"s going to be!

btw, has anyone booked the Manchester hotel yet?

She"s booked! Jaxie are on their way. You might wanna avoid row 56, just sayin"

[duke3016]

Busy day at work today, so I will be preparing for the trials of this weekend by attending the aquarium tonight.

I feel that it is important to hone my game in such surroundings, thereby reducing the hurt I will inevitably receive on Saturday as Steve Redfern calls me when behind and binks. I will of course take this beat with dignity and honourable aplomb. Hence a visit to the aquarium to get it out of my system.

See you all on Friday (If not then Saturday)

[duke3016]

Dawn"s flight will be booked this week and my hotel reservation details will be amended

What a trip it"s going to be!

btw, has anyone booked the Manchester hotel yet?

She"s booked! Jaxie are on their way. You might wanna avoid row 56, just sayin"

Bugger

[duke3016]

Ok, now people might have opinions on this story BBC

I know that if four masked men attempted to get into my house at midnight I would use all means neccessary to protect myself & my family. "Reasonable Force" would be open to my own interpretation.

[AMRN]

Ok, now people might have opinions on this story BBC

I know that if four masked men attempted to get into my house at midnight I would use all means neccessary to protect myself & my family. "Reasonable Force" would be open to my own interpretation.

Attempted murder?  FFS what a feckin ridiculous farce!

[duke3016]

LOL I feel so wanted now Blue Square are offering me money to return to the fold. I'm holding out for a bigger carrot  

[AJDUK]

Ok, now people might have opinions on this story BBC

I know that if four masked men attempted to get into my house at midnight I would use all means neccessary to protect myself & my family. "Reasonable Force" would be open to my own interpretation.

Attempted murder?  FFS what a feckin ridiculous farce!

Unless it"s pre-meditated in can"t be murder can it? Don"t see how you can set out to murder someone by sitting in your kitchen and waiting for somebody to burgle you. Except in Moss Side.

[HaworthBantam]

I keep a 7 iron and a 3 iron handily placed...

[duke3016]

In preparation for the weekend I took down the aquarium tonight - I run good so beware   (especially Steve fecking Redfern)  

[AJDUK]

In preparation for the weekend I took down the aquarium tonight - I run good so beware   (especially Steve fecking Redfern)  

LIKE

actually...not like he"s in my team

[Jon MW]

Ok, now people might have opinions on this story BBC

I know that if four masked men attempted to get into my house at midnight I would use all means neccessary to protect myself & my family. "Reasonable Force" would be open to my own interpretation.

Attempted murder?  FFS what a feckin ridiculous farce!

Unless it"s pre-meditated in can"t be murder can it? Don"t see how you can set out to murder someone by sitting in your kitchen and waiting for somebody to burgle you. Except in Moss Side.

If the stab wound was in the burglars back there might be a fairly reasonable case for murder.