Duke attempts the Impossible

[duke3016]

[duke3016]

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.                      

[duke3016]

If you are travelling to France by car this year be aware of a new law making it compulsory for drivers to carry two breathalyser kits in their vehicles or risk an on-the-spot fine.  Source: BBC (and of course the hi-viz and triangle are still compulsory)

The biggest winners, the kit manufacturers of which there are only 2 in France

Oh and The drink-driving limit in France is 50mg of alcohol in 100ml of blood - 30mg less than the UK limit.

[KarmaDope]

Simple - just don"t drive in France.

In fact, just don"t go to the fecking country unless by Eurostar.

[duke3016]

[cashman]

[KarmaDope]

You twit.

[duke3016]

Well as long as they respect my beliefs! It"s not a matter of evidence but of faith. They could start by raiding Daryl Hanna"s house if they think evidence is so important. Or her swimming pool.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830

[pokerpops]

Well as long as they respect my beliefs! It"s not a matter of evidence but of faith. They could start by raiding Daryl Hanna"s house if they think evidence is so important. Or her swimming pool.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830

If mermaids don"t exist, who was it that invented the t*t-w***?

[duke3016]

Talking about things that don"t "exist"

"The Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church, and the priest says: "What are you doing here?' The Higgs says: "Well, you can't have mass without me.'"

[duke3016]

Then there's the one about the Uncertainty Principle, which holds that you can know the position of a particle, or its velocity, but not both. "Schrodinger and Heisenberg are speeding down the motorway, and get stopped by the police. "Do you know how fast you were going?' says the officer. "No,' says Heisenberg, "but I can tell you exactly where we are.'"

[duke3016]

Cork tomorrow, looking forward to a weekend of craic amongst friends. So to prepare for this epic journey I need to hone my skills in a tough environment of poker. Yep off to the aquarium  

[duke3016]

The aquarium delivered... AJ << A8  - AQ << 10 8,

Two more people paid up for their flights to Portugal that makes unlucky 13 already with flights booked. Will be talking to Rich over the weekend to book a second Villa. Watch out Portugal you really don"t know what will hit you.

[duke3016]

Cork.... Leaving for the airport at around 1pm

[X] Looking forward to it.
[  ] Packed (shouldn"t take too long once I get motivated   )

Bring it on

[Curlarge]

Cork.... Leaving for the airport at around 1pm

[X] Looking forward to it.
[  ] Packed (shouldn"t take too long once I get motivated   )

Bring it on

• looking forward to it
  
• beer goggles
  
• drinking boots
  
  lets go then.